These people Don't need to own a computer.....

[CheshireCat]

These are actual calls to Tech support help desks
(Some of you may find this funny while others could possibly use this section as a reference)
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
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Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?" Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"
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Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"
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I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it.
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Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"
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I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go something like this: Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"
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Some people pay for their on-line services with checks made payable to "The Internet."
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Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
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Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at thesame time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"
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Customer: "My computer crashed!"
Tech Support: "It crashed?"
Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it crashed."
Tech Support: "Huh?"
Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work."
Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.
Tech Support: "Click on 'File, ' then 'New Game.'"
Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"


More stuff like that can be found at http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

[[Ghost]]

customer: im sick can i still use my computer?
tech support: yes....why couldnt you?
customer: i might give it a virus

[fortunecookieX]

lol o my i dont get the second one the one with the wife

[4sylum]

lmao nice thread!

people like that should have their computers confiscated and melted down into bats to beat them in the face with

[Friktion666]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Ten hours of freespace!!

[skidude]

lmfao thats a good 1 i like the frist 1 :devilish:

[Nubli]

The last one leaves me in awe.

[Hamel]

People like this should ever be near not only a compu ter any electronic out there haha rofl this is awesome thread we should add more to it

[Silver Ice]

the 2nd last one is so funny

and the one "hi, can u put the internet on a disk for me?" lol

[Mr. Fabulous]

That last one was just plain sad....And that guy probably thought he was a gamer.

[[Ghost]]

the 2nd to last is my fav

[Aemaeth]

That last one was just plain sad....And that guy probably thought he was a gamer.

I Doubt a fifty year old Person Playing lunar lander thinks he's a hardcore ub3r 1337 haXxoR g4m3 m4st0r.

[Tearo]

Wow thats just sad..lol.