Pamela's Joke Of The Day!!

[DeStRuCtIoN]

LOL sad to the lady

[Pamela]

Here ia a new joke ^^

PARROT
>

> A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.

> The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse

> vocabulary.

> Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,

> obnoxious and laced with profanity.

>

> John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude

> by consistently saying only polite words, playing

> soft music and anything else he could think of to

> "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

>

> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the

> parrot. The parrot yelled back.

>

> John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier

> and even ruder.

> In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed

> the bird and put him in the freezer.

>

> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked

> and screamed.

> Then suddenly there was total quiet.

> Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly

> opened the door to the freezer.

>

> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's

> outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have

> offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm

> sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate

> transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I

> can to correct my rude and unforgivable

> behavior."

>

> John was stunned at the change in the bird's

> attitude.

> As he was about to ask the parrot what had made

> such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the

> bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

>

[Zakel]

lol funny jokes.. the chain one i heard before but they are all funny none the less

[Cloud_Strife]

god guys dont u see this joke is about a chick thats fregging 55!!

[D4rkSl4y3r]

NICE JOKES PAM gj

[Pamela]

LOL...new joke from Mom...Life is all about a$$

You are either covering it..
Laughing it off...
Kissing it...
Kicking it..
Busting it...
Trying to get a peice of it....
Behaving like one....
Or you live with one!:devilish:

[ig0tfish]

hahahahaha! nice one

[D4rkSl4y3r]

yea that was good.

[Pamela]

Why thank you ^-^ I will keep posting to *share the giggles*

[Knight Blade]

that is in fact true. pam is the best and only. i only have one joke worthy of this forum and i dont remember all of it O-O, but here goes. At a confrence Bill Gates said that if GMC had kept up with technology like windows had then we would all be driving $5 cars that got 100000 gas mileage. In response, GMC made a list of features on a "Windows Car".
1. Twice a day, for no good reason, your car will crash.
2. Your low gas, low fuel, and flat tire lights will be replaced by a "your car has preformed an illegal action" light.
3. If you try to do more than one thing at once, all of your windows will close and your car won't start up again for 30 min.

There are like 7 more, i wish i remembered .

[Pamela]

LOL...I know that one...I just cant remember it all either!

I got these in an E-Mail....*The best positions in bed*

~Its not what you think! Get your minds out of the gutter!~

[Knight Blade]

soooo cuuuuteee

[Pamela]

LOL Ok time for a new joke...this one is a bit ~spicy~

The Short, Pink Nightie!

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go
out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her
suitcase so it would not wrinkle.

Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only
find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.

After the wedding the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The groom
was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride to change in the
bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.

While she was in the bathroom she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee
her mother had thrown in there.

She exclaimed "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled!"

Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"

[TyKe]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAAHAH, i cant stop laughing, ahhhh my lung just popped

[Pamela]

LOL Yeah I did the same! *winks* and keep in mind my MOM sends me these!

[Knight Blade]

funny u r the best pam

[ducky01]

Pam u da man! but let me try one:
a guy bought his wife a 200$ invisible dress
he brought it home and told his wife to put it on
his wife decided that since its invisible seh'll bring it back to the store for a refund and just came out to her husband naked
her husband flipped and screamed out FOR 200$ COULD HAVE AT LEAST IRONED THE DAMN THING!

[P.I.M.P]

LOL nice one pam, so the woman pulled her skin up sooo much her breast came alll the way up to her eyes and her ****** was on her chin? (correct me if im wrong)

LOL short pink and wrinkled?! ur MOM sends u these!?!?!?

[Pamela]

LOL yes she does!!! Ok new joke...

A blonde woman, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, overhearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW."


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[Knight Blade]

omfg! FUNNY!!!! tell more tell more tell more tell more tell more tell more tell more!!!!!!