The Helpfull Man!!

[Nubli]

lololol, i actually do some of those =D but i think i prefer your stories better, (the ones that make sense) its just easier to read

[Pamela]

Thanks guys! Try this!

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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>Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth


LOL!

[Nubli]

lol Pamela, you never seize to amaze me with all of those! luckily enough for me, i understood them all!





woohoo, my 700th post!

[Pamela]

LOL...Thank you! ...this one is a bit silly!

Polish Divorce

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?

POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?

POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?

POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".

[Tichondrius_87]

yeah, that last one was a little lame. all posts previous, dammed awesome. where do you get your material? 'cause i think i've heard that before.

[Nethran]

how come no one understood the first one? people.... anyway, I thought it was ok.

[Tichondrius_87]

because it requires thought, and it's too early for thought. (checks watch) what the hell? it's 11:00? (in the morning, or this wouldn't be comical) i had to get up for work five hours ago!!! damn you diablo two!!!! damn you!!!!

[Nethran]

ha. haha. *slobber from boredom*

[Tichondrius_87]

yeah i know. i'm a blasphemous mule. take me out back and shoot me you incompetent management swine!!!

we the unwilling, led by the unqualified, do the impossible for the ungrateful

[Nethran]

ill manage you right to hell, you bastard!

[Tichondrius_87]

i'll take you with me you pointy haired ****!

[Nethran]

pointy haired? the hell does that mean? I quit...youre too stoopid to argue with.

[Tichondrius_87]

this from the guy who can't spell stupid? or eccentric? poo on you.

[Nethran]

maybe your face already pooed on you. Think about that yet? nope. damn Im good.

[Tichondrius_87]

maybe your face is pooed. damn, i'm better. can't post more than one every thirty seconds.... foottap.

[Nethran]

lol...that made a lot of sense..... Im done insulting on this thread, too

[Tichondrius_87]

haha! i will overcome! yar!

[Nethran]

You will overcome your mother! Hahahahahaha!

[MARO]

yeah i also like these jokes but everyone seems to know everyone of them