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Yet Another Blonde Joke!!
#1
I thought this was cute^_^

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was

which.



A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and

that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a

bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's

tail and our blonde friend was stuck again.



The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked

fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.

Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.



The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height.

When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse

was 2 inches taller than the black one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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#2
hah! you're the greatest with these...you said you got em from your mom?
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#3
lol, not bad, not bad.

ok, now I've got one:

A homicidal maniac forces a mother to choose which of her two children dies....which one does she choose?

THE UGLY ONE!


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#4
hmm...no offence...
I dun get pamela's joke...
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#5
racist? idk.
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#6
...The blonde couldn't tell the horses apart....so she goes out of her way to make the two look different so she can tell which is which, this succeeds when she measures them for height luckily the WHITE hores is taller than the BLACK horse (keep in mind, the reasons she's doing this is because she cant tell them apart.). She's measure horses for height so she can tell which is which...despite the color difference....
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#7
lol another good joke
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#8
SilverZX Wrote:...The blonde couldn't tell the horses apart....so she goes out of her way to make the two look different so she can tell which is which, this succeeds when she measures them for height luckily the WHITE hores is taller than the BLACK horse (keep in mind, the reasons she's doing this is because she cant tell them apart.). She's measure horses for height so she can tell which is which...despite the color difference....

Either I was tired last night, or I'm a brownhaired-male blonde.
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#9
oh lol...
lol..i get it...man..i shud be half asleep yesterday...didnt pay much attention...
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#10
wow, thanks for the explanation SilverZx, without you, i would have never understood it
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#11
Heh I'm gonna use that one.
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#12
lol, the entire world must've been working 1 giant 24 hour shift last night. No problemo =].
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#13
Hey poeple!! i need... help!!

you see.. i got taged by that grumpy old rk punk and i wanna get it changed... YET IM BROKE!! sum1 plz change it! something decent plz!
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#14
i poorer than u. Pam, another great joke. U R the best.
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#15
lol im kinda tired right now since i have to go to school and just woke up so thank u for the explanation lol. Now its funny instead of an "I think its racist but i cant tell" joke.
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#16
LOL I think it was the format it appears in that caused all the confusion! Remember guys ts a blonde trying to tell her WHITE horse apart from her BLACK horse! Nothing racist involved....just an *obvious* way to tell them apart overlooked by a blonde! ~_^
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#17
Blonds>>>Dumb...
Is she blind or what?
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#18
funny anyway, blonds r 2 ez to make fun of, like george bush and windows computers
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#19
. . <--- connect the dots for blondes
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#20
lol, too...hard...
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