Plane Conversation!

[Pamela]

YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS ONE

A man boarded an airplane and took
his seat.
As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most
beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized that she was
heading straight towards
his seat.
As fate would have it, she took the
seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation,
he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said,
"Business, I'm going to the Annual
Nymph-o-maniacs of America
Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the
most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him
and she was going to a meeting for
nymph-o-maniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure,
he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at the convention?"
"Lecture," she responded. " I am the
lead lecturer
where I use information that I have learned
from my own personal experiences
to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."
He said, "And what kinds of myths
are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth
is that
African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men,
when in fact it is the
Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that
Frenchmen
are the best lovers,
when actually it is the men of
Jewish descent
that are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with the
absolutely best stamina is the
Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little
uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really
be discussing all this with you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein,
but my friends call me
Bubba!"

LOL I thought this was cute....and YES My MOM sent it too me ~.0

[UberGrossMann]

LMAO that was a good one Pam...Keep them coming

[Fuggle]

Heh That one was pretty good but it seems similar to something else, i cant remember the joke tho.

[erizoe]

haha nice job pam for posting it

nice job pams mom for sending it

pam you'r mom is the coolest where does she FIND these?

[Nubli]

I am Yellowbird! I play horseshoes with toilet seats!

[Warslut]

Three cheers for Pam's mom!

Three cheers for Pam posting it!

:devilish:

Keep them comming Pam we love em

[ken2520]

go pamela u did it again

[nujabes]

lol bubba...

[D4rkSl4y3r]

that is so funny...keep them coming

[Pamela]

Yellowbird!!! OMG Nubli! That was a riot!!Thanx guys^^ I am glad to share ! ~.0

[ducky01]

nop dont get it O.o
for funny jokes go to johnnysjokes.com i was laughing my a§$ off

[Pamela]

Allrighty the Yellowbird is a reference to Native Americans....and...oh NVM....

[TMP]

Hahahaha, that was some funny shit.

[Tichondrius_87]

that's an awesome joke, but i've read it before. only it was a little different, there was no redneck part, and instead of jewish it was polish, and the guy said his name was flying cloud kowalski

[Silver Ice]

well done pamela

[Tichondrius_87]

i'm jewish on my father's mother's cousin's side. and how come no one mentions that the latinos are wild sex beasts? (note: i'm latino)