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can anyone crack some blonde jokes here one to get the mood going:
there was 3 girls 1 blonde 2redheads, they were both stuck on an Island and had to swim to survive (approx 20km away) the 1st redhead swam 12km then died and the 2nd redhead swam 17km then died then the blonde swam 10km got tired and swam back.
kinda gay but its the only one i can think of at the moment id like to hear urs
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ok there were three girls 1 blonde, 1 redhead, and 1 brunette that are on the fifth storie of a building on fire. the firemen tell the redhead to jump down on the little trampoleen but the firemen moved it and she missed and died. the firemen told the brunette to jump down on the trampoleen but the firemen moved it again and she missed and died. now the firemen tell the blonde to jump down but before she did she told the fireen to put the little trampoleeen down this time so the firemen did the, the blonde jumped and died. get it:laugh:
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Go over to the joke's thread we already got a blonde joke thread going I think Pamela made it.
Please stop making new thread's for what we already got people.
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whats nursery rhyme do blondes know by heart?
"Hump-me, dump-me..."
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How many blonde jokes are there in the world?
None, they're all true.
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wtf, why is the word "b l o n d e" blocked out of my previous post, well, if ur reading it and it doesnt make sense, add the word "b l o n d e"
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add the word blonde where?
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back at her.
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lol that was good i need to tell my friends that one lol that is great that one is going down into my book ok jokes
can not stop laughing
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i love that grenade one. i've never heard it before.
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3 posts on ur joke pantallica how does it feel?
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lol just thought i would make it 4 funny as all hell im still laughing
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Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs:
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The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...
watch out for your fellow man!!!
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