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a guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
he starts swiggin them down drink after drink.
he get to the 7-8 one and the bartender asks, "Why you drinkin so fast?"
and the guy replys, "lady, if u had what i had, u'd be drinken this fast too."
then the bartender asks, "well, what you got?"
then the guy says, "75 cents!"
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that's... not that funny. how 'bout this one?
A guy and a lady are sitting next to each other on an airplane. Suddenly, the man sneezes, unzips his pants, whips out his johnson, wipes it off, and stuffs it back in his pants. The woman, quite shocked, asks him, "what was that all about?" The guy replies, "Well, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The lady says, "Oh, what an odd disease. What do you take for it?"
The guy responds, "Pepper."
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lol both of those are hilarious
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lol that wuld be hilarious to see someone gettin an orgasm everytime they sneeze
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Haha that one was great...i would take pepper too hahah the first one sucks lol not funny
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heres an odd question that has always befonded me....why is abbreviation such a long word?
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why is there an l and an s in lisp? why is phonetically spelled unphonetically? how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
The world may never know.
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the first one.........not funny..... at all.......
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The second one is pretty funny. That would be an interesting disease to have, I guess?
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quite a messed up disorder. i wouldn't mind it, but methinks i'd start feeling a bit drained after a while though.
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little red racer
well im not so shure how this goes but its a lil somthin like this...
ok well here we goo... its little johns 5 birthday well that night b4 his parents go to bed he asks dad can i shower w/ you?
hes like shure just dont turn around"ok"
well he takews his shower w/ his dad all is ok.
next day he asks his mom that night"can i shower w/ you mom?"
shure just dont turn around
that night he cant go to bed so he goes to his parents room asks if he can sleep w/ them they are like shure..
so he gets into their bed and the dad goes momy better turn on her head lights so daddy can park his big balck limosine in mommys garage..
boy says not if i get my little red racer there first
...wow thats alot of typin when you only got one arm because you broke the other one...jokes kinda lame i wish i new it better!
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@@ i tink i need to brush up my english... cos its either all the jokes here r not funny or i dun understand them....
well i got one...
there r 3 red indians named: stupid, normal, clever....
one day clever went out to hunt... he came back wif 2 deers... normal n stupid ask "how u do it??"
clever says "see track, follow track, see deer, bang!"
the next day, normal went to hunt n came back wif 1 deer... clever n stupid ask "how u do it??"
normal says "see track, follow track, see deer, bang!"
the next day, stupid went out to hunt... but he came back empty handed n whole body covered in blood... clever n normal ask "wat happened??!!"
stupid says "see track, follow track, see train......... CHOO CHOO!!! BANG!!!"
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that was so stupid, this is an old topic, stop posting here plz.
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1 Week isnt old buddy, stop trying to act as mod. Seeing as how the first post is 2 weeks ago and someone posted a week later then another a week later after that it isnt old or dead.
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