Adult Jokes

[Stifle_this]

lol not bad wig

[Beholder99]

lol the name is betty.. cause it rhyms

[nujabes]

ya i kno i just went to borders today and looked at it.

[bashfo]

LOL awesome jokes guys.

[SilentWarrior]

funny stuff silver...

[pyrocrow]

i got this one from maxim mag.

This man is interviewing for a job as a travel agent. He has a disorder that he cant stop winking. The interviewer says to him, "you're very skilled and highly qualified, but we can't have someone with a winking problem selling expensive vacations."

The man replies to him, "oh, the winking is nothing, a little asprin can stop it" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of condoms before finding some asprin, he takes the asprin and the blnking stops.

The interviewer says to him "That's great the winking stopped, but we can't have an employee womanizing the customers." The man says in reply, "What are you talking about, Im married with 3 kids!"

The interviewer says, " well then why do you have som many condoms in your pocket?"

In reply he says "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for some asprin?"

WARNING: this joke has been edited for quality. Your welcome for not double posting. noobs take a lesson

[SilentWarrior]

eeh......it's ok....

[Myxomatosis]

this one isn but its kinda funny i supose. its also from maxim.

There were two muffins in an oven, one muiffin turns to the other and says damn its geting hot in here, the other muffin says holy sh!t a talking muffin!

[liquidshaggy]

thats a good one

[A|fzZz]

WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A VAGIn.a?

The more people use it the bigger it gets.

If you play with it too much you can go blind.

You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!

Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really can't interface.

In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

It has no conscience and no memory.

It provides a way to interact with other people.

If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in something that takes 9 months to finish.

The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated system.

If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"

Some folks have it, some don't.

Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.

Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.

Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others believe it should be open to all comers.

[Myxomatosis]

Lol!

[ChipMcCall]

now this this is what i like to call pitifully funny

[Foog]

If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[A|fzZz]

I got those jokes from another site...
I dun take cerdit lol..

[Kingsrookie]

lol

If you ever want good adult jokes go to yomomma.com all the jokes for enjoyement are there and paste them here im to lazy just helping out

[ducky01]

Ok i got one:
Michael Jackson took like 20 kids on a school trip to Hawaii on their way one of the engines exploded the pilot said were fine we have 2 engines anyway... shortly the second engine blows up... The pilot said we need to evacutate there were only 2 parachutes so pilot said tro Michael Jackson "lets jump" Michael Jackson replyed "What about the cildren?" The pilo thought for a second and said "F*uck the childeren" Michael Jackson got happy and asked "Do we have time?"

~TheGrave2005

[Kingsrookie]

lol good one

[Grave]

This one I read from wimp.com

Sick Leave

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr><td> Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

</td></tr></tbody> </table>

[Stifle_this]

lol nice one

[A|fzZz]

wel its ok....but it aint really adult jokes...