Adult Jokes

[pyrocrow]

This one I read from wimp.com

Sick Leave

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."


The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."


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i honestly apoligize for reviving dead thread and you may close it after this if you please. but i have to say this or i won't be able to sleep.

My family friend told that joke to start off his toast at his daughters wedding reception. no bull, i was there.

ok i'm done, and sorry. but you gotta do what you wanna do.

[DaCougarMech]

why does he have to be asian?

[Fuggle]

why does he have to be asian?

So your assuming that Hung Chow is a Asian name huh? My dads name is Hung Chow and he's from Mexico.

[DaCougarMech]

good point. how did he get that name?

edit: incidentally, this is my 500th post. somebody send me a cake

[pyrocrow]

So your assuming that Hung Chow is a Asian name huh? My dads name is Hung Chow and he's from Mexico.

it's the first nationality you think of. just as O'brian=ireland; martinez=mexico; etc.

i thought the same thing. i was confused, because he doesn't have to be asian.

[schmidz]

This one is kind of a Adult Joke:

3 homosexuals are stuck on an island, and they come across and old and disturbed genie. The genie says that if they bring back 25 items of one fruit and bring them back to him he will give them a wish.

The first guy gets back with 25 apples, the genie than demands that he shoves them up his butt without laughing. The man gets to about 7 and begins to laugh histaricly (SP?).
The genie than puts him in a cage to watch his fellow man attempt the same thing.

The second guy comes back with 25 grapes. After being told what to do he begins. At 24 grapes he begins to laugh, and he is bound to the same fate as the 1st guy. The 1st guy immediatly asks," why did you start laughing, you almost had it.

In reply the second man says, " i saw the other guy comming i with pineapples/"

[DaCougarMech]

hahaha. funny. ahhhh those silly homosexuals

[Insane-Ninja]

its not really a dirty joke but in the spirit of christmas

3 guys die and go up to heaven. god is there waiting for them. god says in the spirirt of christmas you have to have something christmasish on you to get in to heaven. the first guy walks up to god pulls out a lighter and says its a advent candle. god gives him the thumbs up and says he can go into heaven. the second guy goes up to god and pulls out his gols house keys. the guys says these are sleigh bells. god tells him he can go into heaven. the third guy goes up to god and pulls out a pair of panties. god says what do those have to do with christmas? and the guy replys there carol's

[fleaflickerx]

i guess its kinda funny

[DaCougarMech]

ehhh lamely funny