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02-07-2004, 06:31 PM
2 Guys meet in a bar after a couple of months. 1 is married. the other dating.

dave, the married one, talks with steve. "hey steve whats with the face?"
steve starts to explain his story...

I went on a date with a beautiful girl. So not to mess the date like i did with the others, i taped my **** to my leg so it wouldnt pop up and **** her off....the date was great.

dave interrupts saying "good good. so what happened."
steve said, "it went bad"
"whats so bad" dave said

.........at the end of the date i kicked her in the face.
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02-07-2004, 06:33 PM
lmao... took me a few seconds to get it, but i got it! nice one!
btw, thats pretty damn long for that to work...
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#3
02-07-2004, 06:35 PM
either kick or feel your **** break from being held down...your choice
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#4
02-07-2004, 06:36 PM
obviously not enough tape...
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02-07-2004, 06:37 PM
was duct tape.
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#6
02-07-2004, 06:38 PM
he should wrap it around at least 20 times...

btw: was this an actual conversation between you and spit? =D
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#7
02-07-2004, 06:39 PM
no. neither name is mine. besides i'd never talk with spit about dating.
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#8
02-07-2004, 06:41 PM
true, true Rolleyes
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02-07-2004, 06:42 PM
besides spits name is luke. not steve.
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02-07-2004, 06:47 PM
but his msn is stevo84@msn... hmm, double life there?
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#11
02-07-2004, 08:05 PM
lol trayne, took me a second as well to get it, nice tho Big Grin
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#12
02-08-2004, 06:45 AM
That's hilarious, lol. Good one Trayne. Smile
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#13
02-08-2004, 08:30 AM
got bored...
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02-08-2004, 04:04 PM
LOL...His name is Luke!*I hope you dont talk to him about dating!Trayne that was great!Wink
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#15
02-08-2004, 08:12 PM
well couldnt talk to him bout dating. its been 6 years since i've been on a date. i've been celebate.
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02-10-2004, 08:45 PM
LOL......i dont get it!!
Why did the guy slap her face?????/
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02-12-2004, 03:24 AM
celebate or unlucky? btw, that's an awesome one. but i don't think anyone other than me could make it true. Wink
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02-12-2004, 06:49 AM
Tichondrius_87 Wrote:celebate or unlucky? btw, that's an awesome one. but i don't think anyone other than me could make it true. Wink
someone show this idiot some of the girls i deal with. hell check part of my site it has 2 or 3 examples.
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#19
02-13-2004, 02:25 AM
first of all, you're mean. secondly, what site? thirdly, in accordance with the prophecy (see the threads in Jokes and Pokes. you'll understand)
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#20
02-13-2004, 02:26 PM
luckily i dont have the energy to respond to your remarks tich... *leg spasm* *sore muscles*
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