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This guy goes to Ireland on vacation, and while he's there, he visits a sheep farm. He goes up to the farmer and introduces himself, and asks if he can talk to the farmers dog. The irishman replies that his dog can't talk, but sure enough, when the tourist goes up to the dog and asks him how he is, the dog manages light conversation:
tourist: so dog, how does your master treat you?
Dog: oh, he treats me good. i have my own house, and i get fed and watered every day, and i get to go for a walk every evening.
tourist: good to hear it.
then the tourist asks to speak to the farmers horse. so the farmer, very confused, takes the tourist to see his horse, saying that the horse can't talk. but the horse starts talking just like the dog did:
Tourist : hi horse, how are you today?
horse: I'm just fine thanks.
tourist: how does the farmer treat you?
horse: oh, he treats me real good. he gives me grain and hay every morning, takes me for rides on the weekends, and lets me sleep in the barn when it rains.
tourist: good. i'm glad to hear that.
so the tourist asks to go talk to the farmer's sheep, but the farmer refuses:
tourist: well, why can't I talk to your sheep?
farmer: ok, fine, you can talk to them. but the one who's walking funny is a liar.
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