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You are spelunking through the depths of your basement and finally stumble upon an old radio. You plug it in and just barely catch the Emergency News Broadcast: "A massive comet is headed towards Earth and is expected to impact our planet in 5 hours." Now you turn the radio off, sit down on the floor and think about how you will spend the last 5 hours of your life.....
The rules for this thread are to simply state what you would do with your time. Flaming is allowed and recommended if someone gives a sissy answer. Oh and be more creative than just mentioning how many girls you'd like to screw...  martass2
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Not wanting to die a virgin, I'd call my lover. Then I'd party untill I died. Even if it was fake, I would still win!!ONEONE
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HAHAHAHA you're a virgin, ***** FACE.
i'd have one last **** with brittany and then pledge the rest of my life to God.
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i'd have one LAST **** WITH Brittany then everyone elses girl haha
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I would **** every hot girl I know. LOL, RAPE!!
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Rofl!! so all u guys want is sex:eek: ... thats kinda sad if u ask me
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I'd rape dyna. God dyna your so sexy.
Lol j/k
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I guess i would jack a shuttle/equipment from NASA, steal supplies from several hardware stores/food markets/etc, and go create a new civ on the moon. Naturally, I would have to take at least one girl with me to repopulate the human race since you guys seem to want to stay on earth while having sex.......
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i think i think i would drive over to jedi's house and join him in his master plan, but i would have to bring like 30 girls that way, me and jedi can tag team them and restart the human race 31 babies a year :-)
oh, and i would knock off a Marlboro Warehouse and take like 10,000 cartons of ciggarettes and stroll over to the Bic company, and get like 10,000 lighters, and then make sure im stocked up on some organix :-)
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Rabbits.
Rabbits humps alot. they get alot of babies. You and jedi could be the "Rabbit Survivours" or something.
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Hm. I'd. run around like a headless chicken.
Then i'd get high. then i wouldn't care.
then it would end.
Mneh.
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lol, good plain jedimaster, but i dont think u can live on the moon for long since theres no oxygen nor water. so w/ all the supplies u can onlly live there for a week.
Id actually think ppl from all over the nation would send nuks up there and blow the crap out of comet
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yea so when it splits into like a million peices the size of texas. we just get chunks of the earth blown out instead of the whole thing.:thumbsdow
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Why plan for survival when you can just **** every girl you like, I know I have one in mind 
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jedimaster86 Wrote:I guess i would jack a shuttle/equipment from NASA, steal supplies from several hardware stores/food markets/etc, and go create a new civ on the moon. Naturally, I would have to take at least one girl with me to repopulate the human race since you guys seem to want to stay on earth while having sex.......
I'm with him ^
Exept I'd realize how hard it would be to build a space station half way through. After that, I'd just get high with Scott.
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I'd ***** about the poor service our government provided, not telling us till the last second that a comet was coming this way. I would then contact every family member and speak with them as much as possible.
But lets say I was an orphan with no real family to speak of, an outcast. I'd go around looking for some hot chick to screw.
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I'd rent/steal a hummer or something like that and go run around crashing into anyoe that pisses me off on the road till there was only an hour left and then go get laid... its the only way to spend your last hour.
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I'd get high and run around naked. I probably wouldn't notice if the world ended. I'd die happy .
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I'd go steal an AK-47 and Murder any ***** kid that goes to our school.
Then I'd go raid a Viagra store and take it all.
LOL! Then I'd go do abunch of hot chicks in our highschool. GG!
Oh, and I'd kill the Goverment. =1337??=!!
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well guys you need to spend your time more wisely i bet none of you could keep it up for more than 5 mins, cept for viagra dude. he would have 3 hours at least. now plan it more wisely. so heres the best thing to do, and what i would do, First get some good alcohol, some doobies and a bunch of pornos and 2 girls to please for a while and there Im set, then join everyone else on the shuttle to the moon. 
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