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In a flight, the commander takes his microphone and say:
'' We're loosing altitude. I am sorry to say this but we will have to drop some bags or we won't have enough kerosen to get to New York ''
After this, the plane is flying correctly because it's lighter.
About 20 minutes later, the commander takes his microphone again and say:
'' We're loosing altitude. I am sorry to say this but we will have to drop some passengers or we won't have enough kerosen to get to New York. To do it fairly, we will do it in alphabetical order. ''
'' Is there any Africans in the plane? ''
Nobody answers.
'' Okay.... Is the any Black in the plane? ''
Nobody answers.
'' Okay.... Is the any Colored People in the plane? ''
During this time, a little boy is whispering to his dad:
'' Hey daddy, you always same we have to be honest.... But we are Africans and we are Colored in Black.... Why didn't you said we were? ''
'' My son, Today, We're N1gg3rs .... ''
:laugh: :devilish: :laugh: :devilish: :laugh:
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LOL, thats amazing im gonna tell my friends that one 
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Heh, nice one. But work on your spelling, sheesh.
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sweet. taiwanese
but whites get to go last if using regular race terms
how unfair
excellent joke. one more to tell my friends
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Nub Wrote:Heh, nice one. But work on your spelling, sheesh.
As you probably know, I am a canadian french.
That means I don't know spelling and grammar at 100% ...... And since nobody corrects me, I can't make better....... :devilish:
Also, I wasn't trying to leetspeech on last line when I said '' N1gg3rs '' ...... It's just that if I type it normally it makes stars like this '' ******* '' :confused:
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thought that was more ignorant than funny 
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Man Blood you don't think anything racist/terrorist/hurtful is funny do you? Good joke Hurly, was kinda weird the first time but second time I laughed, ha ha.
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well honestly if you find terrorism and things that are hurtful funny then i think you need professional help....
sometimes i laugh at "racist jokes" too, but i guess i just didnt like that one for some reason
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Bloodangel26 Wrote:well honestly if you find terrorism and things that are hurtful funny then i think you need professional help....
sometimes i laugh at "racist jokes" too, but i guess i just didnt like that one for some reason
Dude.... It wasn't a racist joke..... I'm not well placed to make racist jokes :
- My dad is born in Africa
- My firstname and familyname are both African's
- I got a mini-afro and a tanned skin........
Do I look Racist?? 
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your afro is sweet, karim.
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i have a Funny racist joke
Alright.
The Skunk and the turtle are walking down the road...
the turtle stop and starts crying
The skunk asks "why are you crying?"
The turtle answers, "well my parents just died... and they never told me wat i was."
the skunk replies "well ur green and u have a shell, you must be a turtle."
The turtle smiles and they start walkin down the road again, a block up the skunk Stops.
He also starts Crying
The turtle asks, "whats wrong?"
the skunk answers "my parents Also just died and they never told me what i was either."
The turtle replies..."well ur not black, ur not white.. and u smell, u must be a mexican"
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There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment which family survived?
Scrool Down.........:laugh:
The white family, they were all at work.
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Wow...That's a good one lol
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ROFL!!!!!
Filter69 and Slimp made good jokes ..... :devilish:
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Hurly91 Wrote:Do I look Racist??
wouldnt know since i dont know what you look like, and no offense but i dont really want to know what you look like either.
slimps and filters were pretty funny....someone might call me a hypocrit now, shrug.
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wow. the jokes in this thread have actually all been funny
i love the skunk one and the tornado one
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wait, i just realized... wouldn't C be used for Caucasian? racist pilot!
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filter69 Wrote:There is an apartment with three families in it. A black family lives at the top a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartment which family survived?
Scrool Down.........:laugh:
The white family, they were all at work.
hehe well couldnt the mexicans be out working too? physical labor i mean..
just jokes guys just jokes
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Hurly91 Wrote:In a flight, the commander takes his microphone and say:
'' We're loosing altitude. I am sorry to say this but we will have to drop some bags or we won't have enough kerosen to get to New York ''
After this, the plane is flying correctly because it's lighter.
About 20 minutes later, the commander takes his microphone again and say:
'' We're loosing altitude. I am sorry to say this but we will have to drop some passengers or we won't have enough kerosen to get to New York. To do it fairly, we will do it in alphabetical order. ''
'' Is there any Africans in the plane? ''
Nobody answers.
'' Okay.... Is the any Black in the plane? ''
Nobody answers.
'' Okay.... Is the any Colored People in the plane? ''
During this time, a little boy is whispering to his dad:
'' Hey daddy, you always same we have to be honest.... But we are Africans and we are Colored in Black.... Why didn't you said we were? ''
'' My son, Today, We're N1gg3rs .... ''
:laugh: :devilish: :laugh: :devilish: :laugh:
thats horrible im black and i busted out luaghing that was cold still laughing as i type
others jokes were alright
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