Fave Jokes

[DaCougarMech]

what do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
an avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
a mudslide
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
jailbreak

[Insane-Ninja]

lol those are all pretty good but i got one thats going to blow them away!

ok here it goes...

These two old people, like retirement old, get married. When they are packing there stuff for the wedding the old lady has her friend come over to hepl her pick out somehting "sexy". The old lady says "Which panties should I take? The blue ones or the pink ones?" her friend replies " Take the pink ones they look sexier". So the old lady does the opposite and puts the blue ones in her suitcase. Just then the old guys calls his wife into the other room for something. When the old lady leeaves the room her friend quickly pulls the blue panties out of her suitcase and stuff the pink ones in and zips the suit case up. "I finished your packing for you!" shes says.

(heres the punch line part of the joke, sorry about the long set up)

The couple opens the door to thier hotel room in Hawiaii. They both feel like having sex. The old guy says " Let me go change out of my clothes. But no peeking." The old lady agrees. So she goes to her suitcase to take out her panties and look sexy when her husband comes back. She open the suitcase and says " Ohh man its all wrinkly and pink" Thats when the husband comes out and yells "what the hell you peeked."

[DaCougarMech]

ahahahahaha
that's funny as hell

[Subsin]

hahaha those jokes are good

you know those ads wheres its like 'send a text message to this number and we'll send you a joke' blahblahb lah so i decided to try it and this is what i got


A guy walks into a phsycatrist (sp) wearing plastric wrap as shorts. The phsyciatrist then says 'Sir, I can clearly see your nuts.'

sry.... its sad

[asianboze]

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(Got it)? It's a joke dont ban me.

[pyrocrow]

It's obviously not funny when you have to tell people it's a joke and plead not to be banned. Subsin, that's why you don't do those things, those jokes always suck.

[Subsin]

geez i was experimenting, but im my opinion i say its pretty good for one of those crappy ass loner i-live-in-my-mothers-basement companys