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Got it in the E-mail
A Polish immigrant goes to the Massachusetts Department of Motor Vehicles in Salem to apply for a driver's license and is told he has to take an eye test.The examiner shows him a card with the letters:
C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the examiner asks.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."
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not bad, i got one too, but its kinda lame.
what are polish paratroopers called?
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funny cause its true fuggle...
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03-11-2006, 01:48 AM
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Don't know much about the Polish, besides the fact that they are huge, talk funny, and have a tendancy to dress like giant elves with their high, ringed stockings and pointy hats and shoes. Yah Yah!
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So this polish guy walks up to me with a pile of dog crap in his hands and he says "Look what I almost stepped in!"
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I'm saying what seen from Hollywoods point of view, which I know is not adequet but oh well, this is America, everything is twisted. And if you are telling jokes about Polish people, then why does it matter if I say they look like giant elves (from Hollywoods point of view, but that is besides the point)?
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they do huh? never noticed Papushka looking like a garden gnome but thats me i guess.
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