Most Retarded Items You've Seen

[commandwolf]

i'll start this one:

i can't believe someone would do this and not even perf cb%

2ohms are worth like twice the whole set -.-;;

[Bloodangel26]

shrug..its not THAT retarded if you are freakin rich and makin an IK barb

Additional Comment:
oh and 2 ohms are worth like 4 times the whole set, not 2 hahaha

[Joshy]

I saw a chaos made out of a normal claw, pretty funny.

[Deleriousanxiety]

personally, i dont care what you do to it, the RibCracker is the most rediculous item in the game. It makes me laugh everytime i find one. Like a melee sorce is gonna even use one lol. Id like to see a barb goin pvp (hell, even pvm) using a ribcracker lol.

[RaZzor]

I saw a barb with upped rib cracker which had like 500 dmg.

[jedimaster86]

personally, i dont care what you do to it, the RibCracker is the most rediculous item in the game. It makes me laugh everytime i find one. Like a melee sorce is gonna even use one lol. Id like to see a barb goin pvp (hell, even pvm) using a ribcracker lol.

I believe if I remember correctly that a Ribcracker isn't too bad of an item for a shapeshifter, because of its 50 IAS/50% Crushing Blow/etc.

[FraterPerdurabo]

Yep, an ethereal Ripcracker with perf ed% is worth quite a lot. People Zod it, and it's amazing for a Shapeshifter.

What's retarded about that IK maul is that if you're going to Ohm it, make sure that it's perfect... Perfect IK maul has 40% CB.

[Immortality]

L0Lz I have seen someone adding zod to NON-ethereal item.What is more lol than this?

[Doono]

Saw someone trying to sell a breath of the dying, non eth naga 360ed for 7 ist (europe) lol

[Quadzilla2win]

lol i saw a griz armor with 3xzods in it once LOL. the dude that had it was all proud of it!! I was messin with him and asked if i could buy it for my enigma and he was like, "HELL NO!, it's worth like 3 of those!" LMAO!! Noobs make D2 worth playing.

O, and i forgot to mention he was looking for another griz armor so he could make an enigma out of it. ROFL! I said, "man! i never thought of that! it would be GODLY!!!" LOL. I wonder if he ever made it?? hahahhahaha

[Bloodangel26]

indestructible x3?!?!//11/1/ ZOMGZ UB3R 1337 HAX!!!1111ONE

haha, jah ith ber'd griz armor would be pretty good armor...but not that good for the price

[anarchistssx]

Hah I'v seen a Gris armor with jah ith ber

[commandwolf]

i saw someone trying to sell an enigma gothic plate

[Halcyon]

My friend put some random gems and low runes in an eth superior zerker. It was nl so there is no recipe to take them out. I felt really bad for him...

[jedimaster86]

My friend put some random gems and low runes in an eth superior zerker. It was nl so there is no recipe to take them out. I felt really bad for him...

1 Hel Rune + Scroll of Town Portal + Any Socketed Item = Remove items from sockets
Warning: This will destroy any gems, runes, or jewels you have socketed. This is useful if you are not happy with the gems you have socketed and you want to socket the item in another way.

This recipe works for ladder and nonladder....

[Tap]

when i first started i had a bowazon.....i remember i finnaly got my hands on a buriza and i was like what should i socket it with?........well i ended up finnaly getting an ohm rune so i put it in the buriza................People with maphack would check out my gear and say.....um wtf did you put a ohm in that for?

[Exorcise]

A 2 socket Crown of Age with two Sol Runes.

[ig0tfish]

most rediculous item i seen is a manalds. find a unique ring and u get excited, but it turns out its cccccrap

[Halcyon]

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This recipe works for ladder and nonladder....

woops, then he sold it for nothing, poor guy.

[MFN]

I saw a guy put jah ist ber into a 30s ap. He got pretty angry when it wasnt enigma.