06-12-2006, 08:37 AM
Joke 1:
Two surgeons were discussing what knd of people they preferred to operate
on.
The first surgeon said, "I like operating on the Japanese. When you open
them up they're modular inside, like a personal computer. You just pull out
the bad component and slide in a new one, very simple".
The other surgeon said "I like operating on republicans. They have only 2
moving parts, the mouth and the asshole. Furthermore, those parts are
interchangeable."
Joke 2:
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
along,the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
tree.
Now Men .... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
Two surgeons were discussing what knd of people they preferred to operate
on.
The first surgeon said, "I like operating on the Japanese. When you open
them up they're modular inside, like a personal computer. You just pull out
the bad component and slide in a new one, very simple".
The other surgeon said "I like operating on republicans. They have only 2
moving parts, the mouth and the asshole. Furthermore, those parts are
interchangeable."
Joke 2:
Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
along,the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
tree.
Now Men .... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
