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Tony is in Hot Water Again!
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#1
09-25-2006, 12:49 AM
Husband (Tony) and wife (Paulette) are sitting quietly in bed reading
when Paulette looks over at Tony and asks the question....
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PAULETTE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
TONY: "Definitely not!"
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PAULETTE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
TONY: "Of course I do."
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PAULETTE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
TONY: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
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PAULETTE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
TONY: (makes audible groan)
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PAULETTE: "Would you live in our house?"
TONY: "Sure, it's a great house."
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PAULETTE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
TONY: "Where else would we sleep?"
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PAULETTE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
TONY: "Probably, it is almost new."
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PAULETTE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
TONY: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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PAULETTE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
TONY: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." ~
PAULETTE: "Would you take her hunting with you?
TONY: "Yes, those are always good times."

PAULETTE: "Would she use my gun?"
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TONY: "No, your gun is a bolt action and she's left-handed."

PAULETTE: -- silence --

TONY: "OOPS!!"

PAULETTE: "AH! HA!!"
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09-25-2006, 04:11 AM
lol caught red handed
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#3
09-25-2006, 07:40 AM
typical female thing with either answer to the question being wrong :-|
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#4
09-25-2006, 07:45 AM
lol from the start i you could tell me was screwed.
As long as darkness flows through my veins, I will never cease, As long as my dreams still haunt me, I will never show mercy, and as long as evil lives I will never die.....
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#5
09-25-2006, 08:15 AM
lol nice i hate questions like that
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09-25-2006, 08:34 AM
"do i look fat in this dress?"
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09-25-2006, 08:37 AM
what if she only weighs 110lbs...
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#8
09-25-2006, 11:06 AM
its still stupid
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#9
09-25-2006, 11:11 AM
that was awesome
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09-25-2006, 11:13 AM
Nubli Wrote:that was awesome

of course it is, its from pamela, i look forward to see'ing her jokes all day
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#11
09-26-2006, 12:36 AM
That's just great, poor Tony he should have just pretended to be asleep as soon as she asked the first question.
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#12
09-26-2006, 01:04 AM
Nah they were reading in bed,she had him in a vulnerable position...so to speak.
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09-26-2006, 06:13 AM
Pamela Wrote:Nah they were reading in bed,she had him in a vulnerable position...so to speak.

Anytime a woman has a man in bed he is vulnerable!
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09-26-2006, 07:02 AM
Phallock Wrote:Anytime a woman has a man in bed he is vulnerable!

LOL guilty!
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#15
09-26-2006, 01:09 PM
a man can too easily screw up in bed
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#16
09-27-2006, 02:27 AM
LOL or just screw!*attempts an innocent look with that comment and fails miserably*
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#17
09-27-2006, 11:55 AM
he might just **** up too
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