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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ****ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole
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Bloodangel26 Wrote:I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ****ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole
It's a game, does it have to make sense? I never question why the hell I am paying the guy when I land on the hotel on boardwalk, I just flip the board up in the air and storm out of the room.
Nice find man, I found this on Digg like 4-5 days ago...
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Bloodangel26 Wrote:I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ****ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole
The whole game is simply "Wealth, Power," And the other one I forget, I'll see if I can bring up this article I read that stated that fact ( in full ) and explained alot more about it...
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wow theirs a guide to something like this? well i just usually select a random rock paper or scisoors...i always thought it was luck
gonna read this guide about it
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i think you guys failed to see that i was making a joke...
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I hope that website was a joke. It was pretty funny either way, though.
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LOL yea i saw something like this on espn, it was so funny they had like a 2 page article there and like video clips and they pretended to be so hardcore about it it was soo funny and they gave really stupid reasons for why people pick what they pick, and the people that play it are so into it its scary. but this has got to be one of the stupidest things ive ever seen. but its funny.
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I find this incredibly sad
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rocks are for rookies 
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no no no the different options of contours of paper is far too aggressive against scizzzors and rock. this TOTALY makes the game unbalanced. nothing like another overly powerful character to ruin a game >=[.
sizzors are for noobs.
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in the wrong hands this guide could be deadly...
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WOW, I can't believe people actually play this as a compeition. I usually play it to see who does the chores. I always thought this game was just a game of luck, but i guess theres a whole page of strategys invovled lol
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Rock paper scissors are cool i mean how easy is it to make a decision like who's round it is? whos buyin me food? see the simplicity of life around it all is fantastic
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Well not only did you revive an old thread,you followed up with a retarded post.I sit in absolute awe at your brilliance.If people compete in that I say "Have fun!"Personally I have other things to do.
On a side note I always lose it anway >.<
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