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Funny Music Lyrics lol
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10-07-2006, 01:06 PM
i'm da shit u cant say im not i keep whitekeep purp lik a crayon box and got a nice whip game man i cant lie shit i can cook crack on a camp fire
LOL people get away with saying this stuff and people buy there records?? My Music ft. Bun B - Dem Franchise Boyz 
10-07-2006, 01:17 PM
You can pretty much find retarded lyrics on any artist, if you search hard enough, regardless of the genre.
I'm not a fan of Dem Franchise Boyz, but Bun B is amazing. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bunb/thestory.html
10-07-2006, 01:24 PM
hahah Bun B rocks
Ill find some more funny ones... or how about... Rammstein - Amerika We all live in America... .. .. WONDERBRA .. .. .. WONDERBAR Etc 
10-07-2006, 02:14 PM
lyrics to what u know about that by ti can u belive these make sense in some way to him?
Aye..aye..aye..aye..aye.. What you know about that? What you know about that? What you know about that? Aye... don't you know I got key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back Loaded nap sack where I hold'n all tha work at What you know about that? What you know about that? I know all about that Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at What you know about that? What you know about that? Hey what you know about that? Hey I know all about that See me in ya city sittin pretty kno Im shining dawg Ridin wid a couple latin brawds and a china doll And you kno how we ball Aye.. Ridin in shiny cars Aye.. Walk in designer malls Aye.. Buy everything we saw You know about me dogg Don't talk about me dogg And if you doubt me dogg You better out me dogg I'm throwed off slightly bro Don't wanna fight me bro Im fast as lightning bro ya better use ya Nike's bro Know you don't like me cause Yo bitch most likely does She see me on them dubs In front of every club I be on dro I'm buzzed Give every ho a hug Niggaz don't show me mugs Cause you don't know me cuz Aye... don't you know I got key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back Loaded nap sack where I hold'n all tha work at What you know about that? What you know about that? I know all about that Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at What you know about that? What you know about that? Hey what you know about that? Hey I know all about that Candy on the '64 Leather guts and fish bowl 50 on the pinky ring just to make my fist glow Ya bitches get low Because I get dough So what? Im rich ho I still pull a-kick-do' (kick ya door down) What you talking shit fo'? gotta run and hit fo'? Got you a yellin and I thought you put out a gun hit fo But you's a scary dude Believed by very few Just keep it very cool Or we will bury you See all that attitude's, unneccesary dude Cause you never Carry Tools not even sweary qs You got these people fooled, who see me on the tube Whatever try the crew, they'll see you on the news Aye... don't you know I got key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back Loaded nap sack where I hold'n all tha work at What you know about that? What you know about that? I know all about that Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at What you know about that? What you know about that? Hey what you know about that? Hey I know all about that Fresh off the jet to the block Burn a rubber with a top-pop I'll pop and bust a shot and tell em stop and make the block hot Ya label got got Cuz you are not hot I got the top spot And it will not stop A video or not that will bust it to the glock stop Drag ya out that Bently Coupe and take it to the chop shop Partner, we got ya'll If it may pop off I'll answer the question "Will I get ya block knocked off?" And what it is bro Look I'll kill ya, bro I'm in your hood, if you a gangsta what you here for? Somebody better get bro for he get sent for You say you wanna squash it what you still talkin shit for? Aye... don't you know I got key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back Loaded nap sack where I hold'n all tha work at What you know about that? What you know about that? I know all about that Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at What you know about that? What you know about that? Hey what you know about that? Hey I know all about that noobisback Wrote:lyrics to what u know about that by ti can u belive these make sense in some way to him? I like that tune lol One, little two, little three, little four Five, little six, little seven, little hoes Now calling all freaks that like blind folds Fi, fi, fo! From go ahead and blow me now I need a freak to hold me down! 
10-08-2006, 01:41 AM
1. True Nature Of Williams
Williams wont you wait a while Williams wont you make us smile No key will unlock the door To an interdimensional dumptruck world 40 ****ing tons of thundering bliss The tip of southern hell Ain't even hotter than this If you want to go to williamsburgland You gotta check with cain Because that dog is the man I cant believe my eyes Its shining in the sky I hope cain enjoys my smell So I can get inside Welcome to my dumptruck Inside williamsburgland The power seats and cold a/c Is under cains command Men like me who poop and pee Inside a coffee can If you want to get inside Three tests you will withstand Dig a hole and live in it And sleep in it for 15 days Steal a goddamn police car And drive it in a lake Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic Peeled and sauted steak 2. Big Top Williams Welcome to the bottom of my pants Eat my asshole Shitting out a turkey leg in france Heres 5 dollars I'm a nasty dirty little slut Hey I hear ya We're all bleeding Here's a bagel ****** land Let me **** your ***** Let me **** that ****in shit If I had a crowbar Id spread your ass open with it Let me pinch your ******s Let me smell your sweaty tits Ill use my geographic tongue And clean your buttcrack out with it Smelling her big titties Makes my monster arise Her *****'s winking at me Like a wet gooey eye Vagiflap the reason for cain The way that he looks in my eye Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh My senators ****** in the sky 3. Cain Sings The Blues My pants is tight And my balls is long My o is itchin From this camel hair thong My legs is sweaty And my mind is too Skip skiffington Is the last angry jew My hands is hairy And my sight is gone Because my willy's been Inside your mom When I was 52 I had 3 balls I bury living cats inside my walls Girls are screaming Boys are crying Uncle teddy's fish are dying I got gonorrhea when I Butt ****ed a dead armadillo Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter Beat the shit out of your brother Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy [Jim's insightful speech:] So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong ****in rims on It's like when I'm going into a restaurant to eat I can't sit down without some son-of-a-bitch kid coming up to me And saying "Hey! Sign this! Sign this!" Why don't you sign my **** you little bastard I'm trying to eat a ****in meal here I don't care if you buy my records Get the **** out of here before I punch your **** I'm sponsored by Adidas And what do I give a **** if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to make these god damn shoes They look great! You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new ****in fur coat and you are stylin' And let's face it, that's what this business is all about STYLE! I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like shit Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour You don't have to be any good to do this Kiss my belly button from the inside Gangleosis streaming dreams Woke up in a box of beans Wizards dragons demons blizzards Stuff your rectum full of gizzards Beavers in my ssl I condemn them all to hell Drinking beer out of your ass **** your mom with broken glass I hope mom will be home soon So I can get some tasty poon Shoots and ladders getting fatter Puppy soup is not for me Williamsburg upon the wall Who says williams best of all I'll throw liquid on your console If I don't take my haldol 4. Let Me Into Starfish Land The a train never stops And I am headed for your hole I'd be so lucky if I Could cream in your asshole There's so much shit that we Could make each other do I'd rather **** your asshole If that's OK with you Here comes the honey When I am through But I am not done cause Your asshole is so new Open up wide, here comes the train If your head was between your legs Id love to screw your brain Let me lick your asshole Let me lick it clean I'll take you all to starfish land Let me lick your asshole Let me lick it clean I'll suck out all the peanuts I'll suck out all the beans I'll tongue **** your rectum I'll drive up your dirt road I'll felch out my own semen And spit it down your throat I love bunnies I love pink I love my moms underpants Especially when they stink I love rainbows I love balloons I cried at forest gump And disney cartoons Boba fett, boba fett Vader and boba fett Lubed up mustard glove Anal love Traveling butt raping show Steal a mercedes And grab the old ladies And grease up your o She said that I could touch it She said she'd let me in I warmed her up with my middle finger Some anal ease and gin My wang was in her crap trap Just about to explode Her 30 year old stepmom Came in and drank my load 5. Mr. Indigent Erection Mr. indignant erection Why must you be so brash Lets play twister with wesson oil And a meat cork for your ass Have you ever felt a meat cork plunge you Like a barium enema mass Insufficient lubrication Will damage your intestinal tract Mothers not home Lets have some fun Make sure that daddy's away If they ever found out What were doing here They'd probably think we're gay Mr. williams home Just leave me alone Captain tupperware Rip out my pubic hair Hey there captain dan Welcome to butter land Melted cheese and shit Rub my face in it Cadillac mac tick tack A swollen sack attack Praying to the cottage cheese That runs within my mind Cottage cheese we worship Came from the crack in your behind Masturbate the alligator Masturbate the alligator Frozen pudding logged in person Elevate the elevator Desecrate the nipulator Praying for the nannys Suck my stolen eye Revibrate the devibrator Let me inside of your asshole 300 pounds of toys melted Into a log of hate Realize that your mothers boyfriend sells potatoes To a pimp Work your way into my asshole Grab a shovel theres no hassle Welcome to my **** 6. Mammal Sauce Listen up mother****er I got something I need to say If you don't use mammal sauce You might as well be gay I feel it running through my brain I feel it running through my eyes You hear the name that's calling you It makes you hypnotized Williams Sliptoflappy rappy And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker Nabble and a stampy and a Pigeon smelling generator See a chitlin wafer and a Chocolate buttered horses ass Frabble obble abble and a Stupid monkey chicken gas Chinese diarrhea prison carpet Chunky harplegig Nopaliaseah perforated Purple parkle pig My mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce Spread mammal sauce on my wang We make mammal sauce in bill williams loft And we eat a bucket of tang 7. Jogging In Hell You thought it was a toothbrush But it was a flashlight Broke out all your teeth In the middle of the night When I was a boy When I was a man Supercalaspacteoneunifonican Eating in a boat Dying in a dream Jaking in a magic land That's made from shiny teeth 40 little girls and boys Eating all their siblings toys Waiting for a train inside A russian immigration tank Craving unpubescent narcoleptic Peeled and sauted shrimp I'm feeling kind of nausious Cause your mama was a pimpy man Now I'm a toothless shitbag But I can see at night I hope aliens impregnate me With a clone of wayne newton Who is senator williams What has he done for me 4 hits of bubble bath Laced and cut with cheese Pasteurized with milk Sedated with the danish Cinnabun has just begun To take over your teeth 8. Stars Ingenious Cooter (Live) 9. Crotchopus Lets get in the van Go to molly browns I've been saving money for a month If they close it down We'll start a riot Their damn atm charges ten dollars Mystical ******s are in my face I smell the aroma of the gods I'll give you the money I brought with me If you'll friction grind upon my rod I'm done That was like ten seconds I got balls (backwards stripper face) I'd stick my hand right up her cartoon box Too bad for her we don't have cartoon ****s I'd like to give her a semen dip Jessica rabbits got them cartoon tits My ****s not hard it's just drawn that way And we both know that the rabbits gay I'd shoot up roger with some poison gas So I could **** you in your cartoon ass Girl with a big face I saw you at the bus stop From a mile away Even though it was really dark Girl with a big face I love you more each day Even though you're face Is as big as a dinner plate We hope that you enjoyed this Crothcduster album We hope that you like singing along Right now we're really busy Working on the next one This time with help from doctor bronze 
10-08-2006, 01:50 AM
LOL if you want funny lyrics than GG
"White & Nerdy" They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! I wanna roll with- The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really, really white n' nerdy First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer rap I haven't run At Pascal well I'm number 1 Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy days is my favourite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy! Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy I'd like to roll with- The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy How'd I get so white n' nerdy? I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML do for them all Even made a homepage for my dog! Yo! Got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky! I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard? I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair I got my name on my under wear! They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy All because I'm white n' nerdy Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy I wanna bowl with- the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! if you haven't heard the song/watched the video i suggest you download it lol.
As long as darkness flows through my veins, I will never cease, As long as my dreams still haunt me, I will never show mercy, and as long as evil lives I will never die.....
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10-08-2006, 01:55 AM
07-10-2007, 07:37 AM
my friends band "Uber Chaos" writes songs about sleeping with old woman, killing hookers, robots eating animals, and so on and so fourth. pretty funny stuff. if you want to check it out its free. music.download.com/uberchaos
07-10-2007, 08:58 AM
Tool - Die Eier Von Satan
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier .. 
07-10-2007, 09:37 AM
What language is that dude?
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A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
07-10-2007, 04:40 PM
YouTube - TOOL--Die Eier Von Satan
yea its german when you hear the song it sounds something like the nazis or something but when you translate the lyrics into english its a german recipe.
07-12-2007, 04:40 AM
laugh:
logic. Wrote:YouTube - TOOL--Die Eier Von Satanlaugh: LMAO ok what is the recipe?
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