How to please Australia

[Spitfire]

> Subject: Fw: How to please Australia
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>>> >Prime Minister John Howard, Federal Treasurer Peter Costello, and
>>> >Industrial Relations minister Kevin Andrews are flying on the
>>> >Executive Airbus to a gathering in Canberra.
>>> >
>>> >Howard turns to Costello and says, chuckling, "You know, I could
>>> >throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very
>>> >happy."
>>> >
>>> >Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills
>>> >out the window and make ten people happy."
>>> >
>>> >Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10
>>> >bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
>>> >
>>> >The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Arrogant pricks"
>>> >back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window
>>> >and make 21 million Australians happy."
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[Blue]

lol, are these the real people of australia, if they are, i know how you feel about them, lol

[Spitfire]

Yea thats the real primeminister etc.

[theoneandonly]

ha ha funney

[Grave]

Good joke.

[Pamela]

LMAO...that was great.

[Nex]

LAWL spit its funny because its true it would make me happy

[CliCe]

Ooooold..! 2 days.. xD

[Lord Apocalypse]

Yeah the ausies are great when I was walking through customs at austrailia on time the guy asked me if I had criminal record to which I said "i didn't realise you still needed one" and he laughed, oh how I love the aussies

[Nex]

yup u gotta love us ^^

[Stealth]

lol,
u obviously are an aussie.