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Why I Love Mom
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WHY I LOVE MOM
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting
late. I think I'll go to bed. "

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper
the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar
container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot
for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into
the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button She picked up the
game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put
the telephone book into the drawer.
She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to
dry.

She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the
desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the
field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the
envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near
her purse.

Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution
& age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her
nails.

Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed"

"I'm on my way," she said

She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then
made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and
TV's, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a
brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day,
straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most
important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the
accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
particular. "I'm going to bed."

And he did...without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?

CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die sooner, we
still have things to do!!!!)

Send this to five phenomenal women today...they'll love you for it! I
just did.

THEN, GO TO BED!

I got this in an E-Mail today^^ my Sister loves me!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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#2
Hah, this was funny. E-mailed it to some of my friends, thanks! Smile
. . . at ease, i puff trees till i look chinese
. . . and immigration says can we see
. . . your green card, please.....?
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#3
And this is why I'm a man, I just do what I say and that's it, no need for side tracking Tongue
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Nobody can handle the leetness of this sig.
' Wrote:Who loves orange soda?
Kel'thuzad loves orange soda!
Is it true?
YOUR CURIOSITY WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU!
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#4
LMAO Fuggle! I constantly do things like that.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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#5
Im a slacker I couldn't keep up
Give us this day our daily bread, your legacy we'll not forget. Lick the wounds and cleanse the land, the modern world rejects your hand... Sinister rouge coming back for more to even the score! --- Bad Religion
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#6
Nice, guess I am a "mom" sometimes too!
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#7
Phallok your name gives me images of things...not topic related but I have wanted to say it for a while 0.o(slap me now)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...
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