repost of old joke by xRUBYWEAPONx-blondes

[Stealth]

i thought were funny so i decided to repost them and still give xRubyWeaponx the credit.




1. A blonde, brunette and redhead were caught speeding. A police officer turned on his siren. The blonde sped of to a nearby barn. The barn had 3 sacs in it. They each took 1 sac. The police officer came in and kicked the first sac. The redhead was in it, she said "Woof, woof!" The police officer said "Oh, it's just a dog." He kicked the second sac, the brunette was in it. She said "Meow!" The police officer said "Oh, it's just a cat." He kicked the third sac, the blonde was in it. She yelled "POTATOES!"



2. A blonde, brunette and redhead were about to get executed. When it came the redhead's turn, the exucutioner chanted "Ready, Aim..." Then the redhead reacted quick and yelled "TORNADO!" Then everybody ducked down. While everybody was distracted she ran away. Then came the brunette's turn. then executioner chanted "Ready, Aim..." Then the brunette reacted and yelled "EARTHQUAKE!" Everybody ducked down. while they were distracted she ran. Then came the blonde's turn. The executioner chanted "Ready, Aim..." Then the blonde yelled "FIRE!"

[Ares]

I heard the first and the second one
there pretty ok jokes .. Although I didnt even react

[Stealth]

k well i havent heard them b4 and i enjoy funny blonde jokes.

[Darkemperor121]

those ones are ok, I probably would have laughed if i didnt hear them before