Jokes

[xRubyWeaponx]

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


One, men will screw anything!


There are three guys, a jamaican guy, a mexican guy and a guy from Toronto. They were all window washers on a skyscraper. When lunch time came the jamaican guy got burritos and said "If I get burritos again I'm going to throw myself off this building." The mexican guy got tacos and said "If I get tacos again I'm going to throw myself off this building." The guy from Toronto got baloni and said "If I get baloni again I'm going to throw myself off this building." The next day came and then it was lunch time. The jamaican guy got burritos, so he threw himself off the building. The mexican got got tacos, so he threw himself off the building. The guy from Toronto got baloni, so he threw himself off the building. When their funerals came they just had one big funeral because they were all friends. The jamaican guys wife said "If I knew he didn't want burritos anymore I wouldn't of packed it for him." The mexicans guys wife said "If I knew he didn't want tacos anymore I wouldn't of packed it for him" The guy from Toronto's wife said "Dont look at me he packs his own lunch!"


Birdie, birdie in the sky; whats this white thing in my eye?

Is it salt? Is it spit? Oh my god, it's birdie shit.

Alot of reading, Eh!?!?

[A|fzZz]

I like the 'poem' thingie...

[xRubyWeaponx]

Thanks

[Lycshiftz]

I like the bird one lol

[xRubyWeaponx]

Damn, nobody likes the others!

[jedimaster86]

i didn't really like the 3 men and the burrito/taco/baloni thing. it wasn't funny at all, it was just a desperate cry that a man was going to commit suicide.

yea, i guess my fav one would have to be the birdie one...

[Lycshiftz]

Well its probably cause every1s heard em all cept the birds one.

[RK-DemonSpawned]

[Burner03]

2 ones best

[bt_xeon]

lol u kid's are goof's

[erizoe]

i like the birdie one the jamaican thingo should have ben the blonde not toronto guy

[dim_sum]

a man walks into a bar.

how do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
when there's a tampod behind her ear and she can't find her pen

you might have heard this one

There are 3 men, an australian, New Zealnder and an Englishmen. They're all in the toilets and the Englishmen washes his hands at the taps with soap and says "In england, we learn to be hygenic."The guy from new zealand washes his hands with only water but not soap. He says"In New Zealand, we learn to be economic." Then the australian guy walks straight past the taps and says "In Australia we learn not to **** on our hands"

[Burner03]

Micheal jacksons on a boat with around 100+ boyscouts
The caption runs up to micheal and says "THE BOATS SINKING!! ABANDON SHIP!"
micheal says .. but what about the children!? the caption says "f*** the children"
micheal looks back and says .. do we have time?
taken from Gbsector

[MARO]

Damn, nobody likes the others!

dont worry i likedthe others althogh they were meaningless

[kicker2003]

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that's all i need to say

[MARO]

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that's all i need to say

so im stupid now we will see about that