04-15-2007, 01:40 PM
All credits go to BlUe FiLTh from Mayhem Makers clan forums.
Blue's Guide to Getting Girls lol
First of all I want to tell anyone who might ask that I do not think I'am the master of girls but instead, I'am just a mere guide helping people who need help to get girls. This guide took me 15 min and I was really bored so I created it. Please don't spam or flame this thread. I understand that there are many many ways to get girls and there are different types of girls so some of these methods might not work on all of them. I just wrote MY IDEAS in MY GUIDE
Approach:
Main way to meet them is by natural causes: examples: lab groups chosen by teacher
Another way and you must be courageous to do this: just approach them while they’re talking to your friends and stuff. Charm them and then make your moves.
EDIT: I need to be more specific.
Allright this is like my most precious secret but now I have to expose it
![[Image: sad.gif]](http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/sad.gif)
. I think some of you know this one already but..whatever...
GIRLS LOVE TO TEST YOU
Its really important because if you wanna meet them, you can't just hope to stay quiet and hope they like you. Go up to them and say shit like "Hey babe I'm likin you lets be friends." If they say they have a boyfriend or something DO NOT SHY AWAY. Say "Hey, hey hold on I just met you don't tell me your personal stuff yet slow down"
At first I was so embarresed when I asked someone out and they said that they were taken. So my friend, Josh, told me this trick and it works like a charm. After you say that they'll probably be interested in you even if they have a boyfriend lol.
They love to talk about themselves.
Trust me even its anything they just love themselves for some weird reason.
If they say something LISTEN to them.
This is one of the important stuff. If you don’t they get seriously discouraged in you and you’re screwed. Trust me I learned this one the hard way. Act as if you care even if you don’t.
MAKE THEM SEEM AS THEY ARE FUNNY AND WORTHWHILE EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT!
This is THE most important one. Even the people who are experts with girls don’t learn this one. I know their jokes are freaking lame most of the time but you will ignore that if you really want to be good. They love to see that someone thinks they’re worthwhile and funny.
Talk to them
They really hate to be ignored and love attention as most of you have figured out by now. It is really important that you always talk to them whenever you get the chance.
Insult them
Another one that most of the people don’t know works. If they do something bad, say “Nice going” or “You almost killed me”. Don’t be a good little guy is basically what I’m saying. DO NOT OVERDO IT! Oh my god, please don’t lol. *Girl drops book and pages fall out” “FREAKING IDIOT WHY DON’T YOU DIE IN A ****IN FIRE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BEECH” <-- that’s overdoing it.
MAKE JOKES
Proven by far the main way to meet girls. If you’re serious all the time you might as well close this browser right now. It will never work trust me. If you’re having trouble with this part I suggest just go to a couple of awesome joke sites and just memorize them. That’s if you’re seriously bad at being funny. Everybody is funny, trust me, it’s just that some people are too shy to say what they are saying. Just say what’s on your mind, even if it seems retarded, because most of the time other people might find that way. I personally use sarcasm as it works perfectly.
Don’t be freaked
For god’s sake don’t freak out if you do get them to talk you. Just keep it going try to think as if you were talking to your brother or friend or someone close to you. This is very important.
THERE WILL BE MORE
Very important as this will make it much easier. Remember, there are always tons more girls then the one that you are trying for. Use like 10 for practice lol. Just train yourself with this thought of mind and you’re find and set to go.
Miscellaneous
DON’T CALL THEM A BOY (wow trust me not a good thing to do)
Take control (believe it or not girls love it when someone has control over them)
Deoderant: Please try not to use too much lol. Its really annoying for them and the people around you. It works really well though if you use the right amout. (Thanks lucky-killah)
Pay attention: Look dead into her eyes, it might be hard at first, but make sure your looking into their eyes when you talk to them, and DONT ****ing cheese like.. this![[Image: biggrin.gif]](http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
give a smirk, something like this ![[Image: happy.gif]](http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/happy.gif)
, you look like captain dipshit if you smile like that (thanks Spoon Fed U ![[Image: smile.gif]](http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/smile.gif)
)
Blue's Guide to Getting Girls lol
First of all I want to tell anyone who might ask that I do not think I'am the master of girls but instead, I'am just a mere guide helping people who need help to get girls. This guide took me 15 min and I was really bored so I created it. Please don't spam or flame this thread. I understand that there are many many ways to get girls and there are different types of girls so some of these methods might not work on all of them. I just wrote MY IDEAS in MY GUIDE
Approach:
Main way to meet them is by natural causes: examples: lab groups chosen by teacher
Another way and you must be courageous to do this: just approach them while they’re talking to your friends and stuff. Charm them and then make your moves.
EDIT: I need to be more specific.
Allright this is like my most precious secret but now I have to expose it
. I think some of you know this one already but..whatever...GIRLS LOVE TO TEST YOU
Its really important because if you wanna meet them, you can't just hope to stay quiet and hope they like you. Go up to them and say shit like "Hey babe I'm likin you lets be friends." If they say they have a boyfriend or something DO NOT SHY AWAY. Say "Hey, hey hold on I just met you don't tell me your personal stuff yet slow down"
At first I was so embarresed when I asked someone out and they said that they were taken. So my friend, Josh, told me this trick and it works like a charm. After you say that they'll probably be interested in you even if they have a boyfriend lol.
They love to talk about themselves.
Trust me even its anything they just love themselves for some weird reason.
If they say something LISTEN to them.
This is one of the important stuff. If you don’t they get seriously discouraged in you and you’re screwed. Trust me I learned this one the hard way. Act as if you care even if you don’t.
MAKE THEM SEEM AS THEY ARE FUNNY AND WORTHWHILE EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT!
This is THE most important one. Even the people who are experts with girls don’t learn this one. I know their jokes are freaking lame most of the time but you will ignore that if you really want to be good. They love to see that someone thinks they’re worthwhile and funny.
Talk to them
They really hate to be ignored and love attention as most of you have figured out by now. It is really important that you always talk to them whenever you get the chance.
Insult them
Another one that most of the people don’t know works. If they do something bad, say “Nice going” or “You almost killed me”. Don’t be a good little guy is basically what I’m saying. DO NOT OVERDO IT! Oh my god, please don’t lol. *Girl drops book and pages fall out” “FREAKING IDIOT WHY DON’T YOU DIE IN A ****IN FIRE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BEECH” <-- that’s overdoing it.
MAKE JOKES
Proven by far the main way to meet girls. If you’re serious all the time you might as well close this browser right now. It will never work trust me. If you’re having trouble with this part I suggest just go to a couple of awesome joke sites and just memorize them. That’s if you’re seriously bad at being funny. Everybody is funny, trust me, it’s just that some people are too shy to say what they are saying. Just say what’s on your mind, even if it seems retarded, because most of the time other people might find that way. I personally use sarcasm as it works perfectly.
Don’t be freaked
For god’s sake don’t freak out if you do get them to talk you. Just keep it going try to think as if you were talking to your brother or friend or someone close to you. This is very important.
THERE WILL BE MORE
Very important as this will make it much easier. Remember, there are always tons more girls then the one that you are trying for. Use like 10 for practice lol. Just train yourself with this thought of mind and you’re find and set to go.
Miscellaneous
DON’T CALL THEM A BOY (wow trust me not a good thing to do)
Take control (believe it or not girls love it when someone has control over them)
Deoderant: Please try not to use too much lol. Its really annoying for them and the people around you. It works really well though if you use the right amout. (Thanks lucky-killah)
Pay attention: Look dead into her eyes, it might be hard at first, but make sure your looking into their eyes when you talk to them, and DONT ****ing cheese like.. this
give a smirk, something like this , you look like captain dipshit if you smile like that (thanks Spoon Fed U )
![[Image: mrruthmn.png]](http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/1/mrruthmn.png)
![[Image: zerosumsiggy.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Abiosis/zerosumsiggy.jpg)
