Convo showing how bored I am.Includes a Pam's mom joke =P

[Darkemperor121]

[08:23] Emperor Noel: hey
[08:23] dartdodger300: hi.
[08:23] *** Auto-response sent to dartdodger300: Playing Counter Strike 1.6. Steam acc is Darkemperor121, add me if you want.
[08:23] Emperor Noel: do you happen to have a fish?
[08:23] Emperor Noel: i need some fish help lol
[08:23] dartdodger300: yep i do.
[08:23] Emperor Noel: cool
[08:23] Emperor Noel: a surface feeder?
[08:23] dartdodger300: that was pretty damn random though.
[08:24] dartdodger300: hell if i know..... u think i take care of that thing? lol.
[08:24] Emperor Noel: lol
[08:24] Emperor Noel: does his food float
[08:24] dartdodger300: im almost 60 def.... 13k exp!
[08:24] Emperor Noel: or sink to the bottom
[08:24] dartdodger300: yeah.
[08:24] dartdodger300: it floats then sinks.
[08:24] Emperor Noel: ok
[08:24] Emperor Noel: then
[08:24] dartdodger300: floats for like 30 seconds.
[08:24] Emperor Noel: well last night i had to transfer my fish
[08:24] Emperor Noel: to a small tank
[08:25] Emperor Noel: before cleaning out his big tank
[08:25] Emperor Noel: now
[08:25] Emperor Noel: i put him back in his big tank
[08:25] Emperor Noel: and he has no idea where he is
[08:25] Emperor Noel: and hes hiding in a corner behind a decoration
[08:25] dartdodger300: lol! that pretty funny.
[08:25] Emperor Noel: all the way at the bottom
[08:25] dartdodger300: so hes in like a fetile position?
[08:25] Emperor Noel: but i didnt get to feed him last night
[08:25] Emperor Noel: lol yeah
[08:25] dartdodger300:
[08:25] dartdodger300: maybe he ran into the wall
[08:26] dartdodger300: and sank to the bottom.
[08:26] Emperor Noel: my fish doesnt breathe water =P
[08:26] Emperor Noel: he breathes air
[08:26] dartdodger300: ur fish is a mammal!!!
[08:26] Emperor Noel: he cant breathe water
[08:26] Emperor Noel: or else he'll die if he breathes it too much
[08:26] dartdodger300: mammal!!!!!

[08:26] Emperor Noel: just like humans
[08:26] dartdodger300: MAMMAL!!!
[08:26] Emperor Noel: ?
[08:26] Emperor Noel: lol
[08:26] dartdodger300: lol ur fish is a mammal
[08:26] Emperor Noel: no
[08:26] Emperor Noel: wait..
[08:26] Emperor Noel: is he?
[08:26] Emperor Noel: no
[08:26] Emperor Noel: he doesnt have hair
[08:26] dartdodger300: yeah, just like dolphins.
[08:27] dartdodger300: dolphins dont have hair.... (or do they?)
[08:27] Emperor Noel: he stays in the water, and every now and then comes up for a breath of air
[08:27] Emperor Noel: anyway
[08:27] Emperor Noel: any tips on how to make him know that hes at home
[08:27] Emperor Noel: where he was before?
[08:27] dartdodger300: nah, ive never had that probolem.
[08:27] dartdodger300: problem.
[08:27] Emperor Noel: whenever i open up the lid to the tank to try to feed him he hides and swims away
[08:28] dartdodger300: thats weird.
[08:28] Emperor Noel: probably because he didnt like that small tank
[08:28] dartdodger300: idk what to tell ya.
[08:28] Emperor Noel: theres like no swimming space
[08:28] Emperor Noel: and he thinks im gonna put him in again
[08:28] Emperor Noel: maybe ill wait till he comes up for a breath of air
[08:28] Emperor Noel: then ill drop it
[08:28] dartdodger300: lol
[08:28] dartdodger300: oppertunist
[08:29] dartdodger300: drop it on his head!!!!
[08:29] dartdodger300: HIS HEAD!!!
[08:29] dartdodger300: omg theres 2 new prays!!!
[08:29] dartdodger300: thats gonna change rs big time.
[08:30] Emperor Noel: ??
[08:30] Emperor Noel: 2 new rprays??
[08:30] dartdodger300: yep!
[08:30] Emperor Noel: ughh
[08:30] Emperor Noel: time to train prayer again
[08:30] dartdodger300: its gonna change pking big time.
[08:30] dartdodger300: look at them.
[08:31] Emperor Noel: whats your ranged level
[08:31] Emperor Noel: i might have a fun thing you can do with me
[08:31] dartdodger300: 1
[08:31] Emperor Noel: and not in that tense
[08:31] Emperor Noel: lol
[08:31] dartdodger300:
[08:31] dartdodger300: do you not forget this used to be a pure??? :-)
[08:31] Emperor Noel: yep
[08:31] Emperor Noel: i froegt
[08:31] Emperor Noel: i still forget
[08:31] Emperor Noel: even that you just told me
[08:31] dartdodger300: lol
[08:31] dartdodger300: "i hav 1 atk"
[08:31] Emperor Noel: ooo yeah
[08:31] dartdodger300: i was 1 atk 50 str 1 def. like 28 combat.
[08:32] Emperor Noel: ooo
[08:32] dartdodger300: and i was like 41 hp.
[08:33] dartdodger300: come pcing with me at 40+
[08:34] dartdodger300: u have to get 70 pray
[08:34] dartdodger300: theyre gonna make a 98 pray soon.
[08:34] dartdodger300: lol
[08:36] Emperor Noel: lol
[08:36] Emperor Noel: time to calculate how many dbones i need
[08:36] Emperor Noel: for
[08:36] dartdodger300: you can afford that?
[08:36] Emperor Noel: *gulp* 70 prayer
[08:36] Emperor Noel: eh
[08:36] Emperor Noel: i think ill get my santa first
[08:36] dartdodger300: WHY ARE YOU SO ****ING RICH!
[08:36] dartdodger300: NO FAIR!
[08:37] Emperor Noel: im rich and bored
[08:37] dartdodger300: and if ur so bored, get ur ass over to pc and give me 1m :-)
[08:37] dartdodger300: lol got raged for a sec :-(
[08:38] dartdodger300: sowwy.
[08:38] dartdodger300: i'll give u 50k
[08:38] Emperor Noel: lol
[08:39] dartdodger300: but tahts gonna have to wait til after i take a shower.
[08:39] Emperor Noel: me no wait!!!!
[08:39] Emperor Noel: me want now!!!
[08:39] Emperor Noel: rawr
[08:40] dartdodger300: you no want now or you no get!
[08:40] dartdodger300: me go take shower now.
[08:40] dartdodger300: as soon as this pc is over.
[08:40] dartdodger300: me go shower now.
[08:41] Emperor Noel: cool
[08:41] Emperor Noel: have fun
[08:41] dartdodger300: -.-
[08:41] dartdodger300: lol
[08:41] Emperor Noel: i guess youre in the shower now...
[08:41] Emperor Noel: so ill pretend youre there and talking to me =)
[08:42] Emperor Noel: interesting
[08:42] Emperor Noel: wow, really?
[08:42] Emperor Noel: I AM SO BORED!!!!
[08:42] Emperor Noel: Now im a stand up comedian
[08:42] Emperor Noel: A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay WI., dragging two huge plastic garbage bags
With her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $50 bill is flying
Out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a stops her...."Ma'am, there are $50 bills falling out
Of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the
Warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard butts up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field.
Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say "$50 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "Some guys think I'm bluffing.
[08:44] Emperor Noel: Credits to Pam's mom!!!
[08:44] Emperor Noel: Woooohooo!!!!
[08:44] Emperor Noel: Yeaaaahhh!!!
[08:45] Emperor Noel: Still, I dont know why Im talking to myself


If you got this far, Ill laugh at how much time youve just wasted.

[Z3R0]

Skimmed over it and notice you talk to yourself a lot.

[Pamela]

LMAO I don't get bored but type alone when others are busy as well and they can read when they return.

I am often in and out and AFK so I just come back and read.XD