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Why I'm voting democrat
#1
It's going to start here, because it can be viewed as jokes or it can be viewed as flame. So I'll have Skye read it and she can post it where ever if need be.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
I want. I've decided to marry my horse.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.


I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.


I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.


I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break
even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution
as THEY see fit.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe
kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.


I'm voting Dem ocrat because my head is so firmly planted up my
@#% it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


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#2
A liberal is also the only person who can turn a terrorist into a victim

remember that Smile


Freedom of speech is fine as long as it doesnt offend anyone?

Contradiction.




And if we do pull out of Iraq the bad guys wont stop...
History repeats itself.
Research it we gave up once and look at what happened, where back in it.

Sorry Democrat is the wrong way to go
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#3
"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government."
-Thomas Jefferson
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#4
i'm voting democrat because i want a nig to be my leader!!
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#5
I'm not putting up with racism, joking or not.
2 week ban.
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#6
"I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius."

That made me lol...

And now that I think about it, it scares me.
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#7
Skye Wrote:"I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius."

That made me lol...

And now that I think about it, it scares me.


skye skye skye....


thats a myth Global Warming doesn't exist
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#8
I sometimes wonder. I'm trying to decide wether I think it's a myth or not.
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#9
AFP: Arctic autumn temperature hits record high

I wish those crazy myths would stop being true. Sad
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#10
OMG the world is getting warmer.

I bet the same people were saying the same thing during the ice age, or would of been if they were alive. It's global freezing guys! Better stop making fires with our stones, or the world will get colder and colder and freeze us all alive.
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#11
...
Sigh....

Its a Myth...

But yes Skye dont worry Smile
relax, take a breath.


These things happen over periods of time, cooling and heating.


Just like the people who claim we are in a "huge recession" (these happen about every 10 years in the States)
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#12
Just because the media has a McCarthyism-esc attitude towards Socialism doesn't necessarily mean that the Rise of Socialism is a bad thing. Obama isn't even a socialist, it's the media blowing things out of proportion.
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#13
The media doesn't make him look like a socialist, it's him saying we should "redistribute the wealth" that makes him look like a socialist. The media loves him, hell every station but ABC played his half hour infomercial.
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SpoonMan999 Wrote:The media doesn't make him look like a socialist, it's him saying we should "redistribute the wealth" that makes him look like a socialist. The media loves him, hell every station but ABC played his half hour infomercial.



Bingo, thats it.


I also hate his whole Welfare idea....
Lets give more money to the lazy people, thats really going to encourage them to get a job.
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#15
Global Warming isn't a myth. The world is getting warmer in a cyclical fashion. The thing is... it doesn't seem to be going at the same rate. I'm not going to say all Global Warming is artificial, but our contributions aren't helping.

Plus... Yeah, Obama said he wanted to redistribute the wealth, but I think it was just an off-the-cuff remark that he didn't intend to be taken so literally. If it would've been written into one of his speeches, maybe it would be a cause for concern, but it was said to the biggest joke since Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, at a rally, rather informally.

His intentions are to close the gap a bit between the wealthy and the poor. Because it's a massive gap.
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#16
Still, if the wealthy have worked hard to get where they are today, they shouldn't be punished for it.

If [what we call "dole bludgers"] were getting the wealthy's money, the prime minister would be assassinated within the first week.

Aussie's wouldn't tolerate that.
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#17
you aussies couldent wait to vote eh? you just kill whoever is the leader
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#18
Yeah there has been attempts to kill Obama already.

Something about Skinheads trying to kill 88 black people and behead 14 of them in white suits...
something of that sort..
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#19
But thats just racism. Wait till he gets in office, those two people will be the last of his worries.
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Ares Wrote:Yeah there has been attempts to kill Obama already.

Something about Skinheads trying to kill 88 black people and behead 14 of them in white suits...
something of that sort..

That's quite a different issue though. The attempts to kill Obama are based on his race, she's talking about them killing the Prime Minister because of policies.

There are people out there that get welfare money because they're lazy and they cheat the system. The system, of course, is not designed for those types.

The fact of the matter is that in every society there are average people, people that don't make the right choices or aren't capable of doing things that will make them rich as hell. And there are quite a few of them. America's all about opportunity, and welfare is used to help prop up those people so that they have some time to get a job again.

I'm not saying the Welfare program is perfect, because it's far from it, but it's a pretty big part of one of both candidate's platforms right now, opportunity for everyone.
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