Random Mind Dumpings

[Zerobanshee]

to answer those questions...
everything is relative. Everything mentioned has an explaination because someone gave it an explanation. like the guy who thought it was a good idea to sell water. i bet he was laughing his ass off all the way to the banks.

[Mathalamus]

i cant work at a job. very few jobs here at calgary service deaf peopel withotu hearing aids.

what if i helpd the USA design a new type of destroyer? (sea based... and its actually a competent idea, not pink hull, flowers replacing guns, etc, no cross will be found.)

[Blue]

So Math just isnt suicidal anymore, he just magically turned deaf now?

[Mathalamus]

i was deaf all my life my hearing aids just broke leaving me deaf for about 8 months or so

[Zerobanshee]

then punch your doctor for not doing anything sooner.
and {personally}, i don't think you would be the right kind of person to develop any kind of destroyer. Too many different tasks for one person. That, and i think you are not cut out for it. no offence. i just trust the guys who have been trained for years to do it. like i trust the mailman to bring the mail everyday, or the pilot who is flying the 7-47 to bring me home safely.

are goblins just midget trolls?

[Mathalamus]

i guess they are. and trolls are just 40 year old virgins who have nothing to do than to spam this site.

[Zerobanshee]

and who are you referring to...?

why do they organize keyboards the way they are?

[Blue]

and who are you referring to...?

why do they organize keyboards the way they are?

Himself, or rather his future.

The keyboards are organized the way they are (if you're referring to the keys being placed in that weird way, not alphabetically) because with the really old type writers, people typed so fast it would often jam the typewriter. So in an effort to stop people from jamming them, they changed the location of the keys. And it stuck ever since.

[Zerobanshee]

ah, so the keys were placed randomly to slow typing? thats odd. why not just make a better keyboard?

I wonder who would win in a war: ducks or chickens.

[Mathalamus]

ducks, chickens will be hunted to exrtinction for food.

[Pamela]

ducks, chickens will be hunted to exrtinction for food.

OK Spelling is off,but that is typical.
I am amazed Mathew that you correctly saw the true value of Ducks in a war.
For a boy that spends so much time obsessed with millitary operations,you missed posting a crucial tactical advantage of one bird over the other.

Eating them misses the point...we eat BOTH birds...so what would one have the other doesn't?

Ducks can fly,THAT you got...but failed to mention in your post.

[Mathalamus]

oops, sorry for missing air superiority

[Nethran]

Yeah, but roosters have spurs. What can ducks do in a fight? Quack at you and pinch you with their beaks? Weak. Chicken's will cut you. They're good in a bar fight. Trust me, I know.

[Blue]

OK Spelling is off,but that is typical.
I am amazed Mathew that you correctly saw the true value of Ducks in a war.
For a boy that spends so much time obsessed with millitary operations,you missed posting a crucial tactical advantage of one bird over the other.

Eating them misses the point...we eat BOTH birds...so what would one have the other doesn't?

Ducks can fly,THAT you got...but failed to mention in your post.

Yeah, but male chickens are called cocks cool:

[Mathalamus]

hah i guess whats where the name cocks are from.

[Zerobanshee]

chickens have spurs, like nethran said, so they would be best at close combat.
ducks, on the other hand, have aerial and naval superiority, where they would have a much higher range of terrain. Yet, they have big wide asses, look goofy as hell, waddle, are clumsy, and have almost no natural protection against predators.
chickens are nuts. They flock, squak, cock and pock, but they are also ignorant. They would fall of the side of a building than try to glide down. and some of them look like fat pidgeons.

[Pamela]

You all fail...the mantra of good warfare is live to fight another day.......Chickens and their spurs STILL live on the ground...flight is never to be underastimated...

[Nethran]

You can't live to fight another day if you can't defend yourself. Running away just postpones the inevitable. At least chickens could do something. A duck shitting on my head from 100 feet up is less scary than a crazed rooster with razor sharp spurs coming at me. It's happened before, but I had a tennis racket... He was never the same after that... He crowed at all times of the day. My dad put him in the basement with a carpet over his cage and he still crowed, so he became dogfood. His name was Roy.

[Zerobanshee]

i once had a pet chicken named Erika. Amazing bird, intelligent, well fed, i loved her. she was an awsome pet.
she was also good eatin.
yet, i have never had a pet duck. who would have a pet duck?

[Nethran]

Dunno. I've never had duck, but I hear it's tasty. Most of our chickens were pets. Roy went insane, so he got butchered, but we never ate the rest. They were for eggs and chicks. Our one rooster, Cogburn, was awesome. he started off mean. He killed a few hens and always tried to chase people, but then we cut his spurs off and he got nice. He'd come up to eat out of your hand and he'd stand on your leg. Then one day he just stopped moving. He was standing out in the yard and he sunk closer and closer to the ground and died. It was sad. Chickens would be better pets if they didn't have those little parasitic mite thingies on them. The little yellow ones. Makes petting htem annoying because they get on your hands and arms.

I use to keep black widows as pets. I was less afraid of them than I should have been when I was little.