Diablo 3 item generator

[jedimaster86]

well, this is diablo related, but its more related to a joke than anything dealing with the actual game. check out this page, some of the items are pretty funny.

http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/gen2.php

[66xerox66]

haha that cool lol

[4sylum]

Dudes Blizzard really is making a diablo 3. their almost done.

here watch the trailer

edit: http://bananaking.net/humor/video/dnd.mpeg[url=http://www.angelfire.com/creep/clanuda/d3trailer2005.zip][/url]

[defaultstring2]

ummm.... thats an angelfire site.... and u cant link to it......

[4sylum]

Dudes Blizzard really is making a diablo 3. their almost done.

here watch the trailer

edit: here --> http://bananaking.net/humor/video/dnd.mpeg

[laMe]

lol that was the dumbest thing ever

[defaultstring2]

was that nerds taking dnd too seriously?

[Veck]

<CENTER>Your item is:
[b]Boobies <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-1 - 0 Damage</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER>lmao</CENTER>[/b]

[TMP]

Broken European Swallow of Premature Ejaculation <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
89 - 96 Damage <!- Broken ->
CANNOT BE USED UNTIL REPARIED <!- of Premature Ejaculation ->
Charsi is now mad at you</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


Hahahahaha!

[4sylum]

Sex Freak
Bubble <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
110 - 230 Damage <!- Da Laz's ->
+1 to all web skills <!- Rusty ->
Cannot be repaired <!- of Plumage ->
Winged Nightmares find player attractive <!- Wound ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[XxSlayer2004xX]

Creamy ****** <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
8 - 16 Damage <!- Creamy ->
Hit causes monsters to become disgusted <!- Cub Scout -></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[TMP]

lol. I still like mine the best though. XxSlayer2004xX's is right behind me in my opinion though.

[XxSlayer2004xX]

lol o yea LOL man this thing is soo fun to play around wit wen ur borde

[Veck]

Ball Breaking Pillow <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-120 - 4 Damage <!- Ball Breaking ->
Monsters scrotum size reduced by 20% <!- Pillow ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Slimey Puppy of Depression <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
25 - 71 Damage <!- Slimey ->
Hit causes Monsters to slip and fall <!- of Depression ->
Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists
+30 to haiku writing skills <!- Hat ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Sugary Pencil Shavings of the Scrotum <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
90 - 120 Damage <!- Sugary ->
+8 glucose <!- of the Scrotum ->
Scrotum size increases by 40%
All monsters hits cause knockback and stun
+3 to testosterone </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[XxSlayer2004xX]

Slimy Wing
Anal Beads <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
4 - 5 Damage <!- The Avocado Trio's ->
+10000% to damage
Ignore traget's defense
+9000 to attack rating <!- Bloated ->
Hit causes target to quit taking water pills
-30 vs female targets (PMS) <!- of Hell ->
You're evil <!- Kitty Cat ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Sharp Girl Scout of Crotch Crickets <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
75 - 80 Damage <!- Sharp ->
10% chance of cutting self..accidentally <!- Of Crotch Crickets ->
Player must see a doctor immediately
Chirp Chirp <!- Bastard Sword ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Stinky Pipe of Your Mom <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage <!- Stinky ->
Poison attack <!- of Your Mom ->
Item cannot be socketed <!- Phillips Head -></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Godly Fish <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-1 - 4 Damage <!- Godly ->
Hit causes monsters to go to church
CANNOT BE USED BY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE <!- Fish -></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

AHAHAHHAHA ok i think im done for now lol

[Veck]

Mexican Blouse of Complete Stupidity <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-120 - 4 Damage <!- Mexican ->
10% chance of a Taco Bell run at 4am
Summons Jose Cuervo
Hit causes monsters to fetch player a margurita <!- of Complete Stupidity ->
Random spells will target players in party </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


hahasahahah this one had me crackin up a whole ton.

[Siluru]

<CENTER>Your item is:
Belt Buckle of the Ghetto <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
87 - 120 Damage <!- of the Ghetto ->
Yo.. you be smackin dem *****es up like it ain't no thang! <!- Belt Buckle ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER>haha awesome</CENTER>

[Friktion666]

<CENTER>Your item is:
Shrubbery <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
86 - 123 Damage </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

<CENTER>Your item is:
Badger of A Small Man <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
75 - 80 Damage <!- of A Small Man ->
Summons a small man to follow you around <!- Badger ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

<CENTER>Your item is:
Sandwich <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

Your item is:
Tire Iron of Pitiable Misfortune <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
2 - 4 Damage <!- of Pitiable Misfortune ->
All party members look at you and turn away
+3 to suicide skills </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<CENTER>Your item is:
Oldschool Brownie of Salivating <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
90 - 120 Damage <!- Oldschool ->
+200% chance to find uniques while gambling
Takes months to reach level 99 <!- of Salivating ->
Hit causes monsters to salivate <!- Can Opener ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>Your item is:
Cute Refrigerator of the Rectum <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-120 - 4 Damage <!- Cute ->
Hit causes monsters to stop and go "awww!" <!- of the Rectum ->
Item can be weilded via anus <!- Shrine ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<CENTER>Your item is:
Invisible Sponge of Treason <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
-120 - 4 Damage <!- Invisible ->
ITEM DOES NOT EXIST <!- of Treason ->
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your ************ habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear <!- Sponge ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><CENTER>Your item is:
Embroidered Cork Screw of Meph Runs <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
25 - 71 Damage <!- Embroidered ->
Pasely <!- of Meph Runs ->
8000% chance to find magic items
5000% enhanced damaged to demons
Player becomes reclusive </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>That's the one I WANT!


Man, basically, if they made this game, I'd so play it. I see no one has found a unique yet.

*edit* Found a UNIQUE!!

<CENTER>Your item is:
Rake Rattle <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER><!- Rake Rattle ->Rake
50 - 70 damage
+40% leaf resists
+400 to strength
+1 raise skeleton (Necromancer Only)
+1 Summon Iron Gardner </CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

We should make a whole forums with what we equip and design some rules for this, like an RPG forum. The mods could decide where we would wear them, how many to wear, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Hell, they could even tell us what item we get.

<CENTER>Your item is:
*** Raper <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER><!- *** Raper ->Buttplug
300 - 500 damage
-40% run/walk
Cannot be removed
Socketed (2)</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>

[etanol]

Pubic Hair

4 - 5 Damage

[darkside]

Stuffed Animal of Arousal <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD><CENTER>
1 - 2 Damage <!- of Arousal ->
Hit causes monsters to be aroused <!- Kitty Cat ->
</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>a monsters blow-up doll... lol