08-31-2004, 06:42 AM
Ok for those of you who aren't members of WCsector (as you all should be!) here is the cab driver joke I posted there...
A guy flys to Vegas for a weekend. He is a rich New York businessman, so he ahs money to blow. He gambles all weekend and loses big, he has only his plane ticket home and the clothes on his back left. He stil has lots of money back in New York though, but he has to get there first. he walks out of his hotel and sees a Cab sitting there, so he approaches and asks "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cab driver replies, "$15". The guys explains his situation to the cab driver, and says he will send him double the ride fee when he gets to New York. The cab driver refuses, so the poor guy has to walk to the airport, and barely makes his flight. Next year the guy comes back to Vegas, and this time he wins big. Feeling good about things, he walks out of his hotel at the end of the weekend, and sees that same mean cab driver sitting at the back of a long line of cabs. He decides to get even with the mean cabbie, so he approaches the first cab in line. He asks "How much for a ride to the airport?", the cab driver replies "$15", then the guy asks "How much for a blow job on the way there?", the cab driver replies, "F*** off!". The guy repeats this routine all the way to the last cab in line, the one who made him walk last time he was here. He asks the cabbie, "How much for a ride to the airport?" the cab driver replies, "$15". So the guy hops in and says lets go..then as they roll by all the other cabs in line, he gives all the other drivers a big thumbs up and smile!
A guy flys to Vegas for a weekend. He is a rich New York businessman, so he ahs money to blow. He gambles all weekend and loses big, he has only his plane ticket home and the clothes on his back left. He stil has lots of money back in New York though, but he has to get there first. he walks out of his hotel and sees a Cab sitting there, so he approaches and asks "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cab driver replies, "$15". The guys explains his situation to the cab driver, and says he will send him double the ride fee when he gets to New York. The cab driver refuses, so the poor guy has to walk to the airport, and barely makes his flight. Next year the guy comes back to Vegas, and this time he wins big. Feeling good about things, he walks out of his hotel at the end of the weekend, and sees that same mean cab driver sitting at the back of a long line of cabs. He decides to get even with the mean cabbie, so he approaches the first cab in line. He asks "How much for a ride to the airport?", the cab driver replies "$15", then the guy asks "How much for a blow job on the way there?", the cab driver replies, "F*** off!". The guy repeats this routine all the way to the last cab in line, the one who made him walk last time he was here. He asks the cabbie, "How much for a ride to the airport?" the cab driver replies, "$15". So the guy hops in and says lets go..then as they roll by all the other cabs in line, he gives all the other drivers a big thumbs up and smile!
