momma joke

[gpod-clan]

Yo momma is like a hockey player she doesn't changer her pads for 3 periods martass2 .
Your momma is like a hardware store 3 cents a screw 2 cents a nut.

[Johnnyboy-6t9]

damn jay that was just harsh...if yo momma wore high heels she b drillin 4 oil

[Foog]

if yo' momma ate one more french fry, she'd need her own zip code.

[JnRossi]

Lol, nice one John. Your mom is so fat if she jumped up she would get stuck.

[Foog]

your momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[Tichondrius_87]

yo mama's so stupid she thinks Boyz 2 Men is a day care center.

[Foog]

yo mama's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

[DaCougarMech]

yo momma so fat she she got more chins than a chinese phonebook

[nujabes]

yo momma so stupid when she heard it was chilly out side, she ran out with a bowl

[DivineSouls]

i not very good at yo momma jokes so hear it goes

yo momma so stuipd that she is stuipd

[Foog]

wow, what a waste of a post ^^
ummmm....
yo' momma's so poor that when i saw her picking up a matcchbox off the ground, i asked her if she was moving.

[DaCougarMech]

yo momma so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said "third can on the right"

[fortunecookieX]

your mama is like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

your mama is like a tv even 4 year old can turn it on