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momma joke
#1
Yo momma is like a hockey player she doesn't changer her pads for 3 periods Confusedmartass2 .
Your momma is like a hardware store 3 cents a screw 2 cents a nut.
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#2
damn jay that was just harsh...if yo momma wore high heels she b drillin 4 oil
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#3
if yo' momma ate one more french fry, she'd need her own zip code.
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#4
Lol, nice one John. Your mom is so fat if she jumped up she would get stuck.
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#5
your momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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#6
yo mama's so stupid she thinks Boyz 2 Men is a day care center.
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#7
yo mama's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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#8
yo momma so fat she she got more chins than a chinese phonebook
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#9
yo momma so stupid when she heard it was chilly out side, she ran out with a bowl
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#10
i not very good at yo momma jokes so hear it goes

yo momma so stuipd that she is stuipd
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#11
wow, what a waste of a post ^^
ummmm....
yo' momma's so poor that when i saw her picking up a matcchbox off the ground, i asked her if she was moving.
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#12
yo momma so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said "third can on the right"
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#13
your mama is like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans

your mama is like a tv even 4 year old can turn it on
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