15 Things to Do If Stuck at Wal-Mart

[St[A]in[D]]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '


If you think this is funny please add your ideas and see how funny this can get.. thanks guys

[TroGdoR]

Hmmmm....
1. Take a sledge hammer
2. Start bashing the concrete walls.
3-14. Continue constant bashing until a hole to the outside is created.
15. Climb through hole...and add concrete to close it back up again...:devil:

[Foog]

Trogdor, that may have been the stupidest thing anyone's ever said in the world. EVER.

I would take the flavored condoms, open a pack, chew on them, and complain that they don't taste good.

[UGLYJAM]

martass2 Malls are better, not as many cameras to give evidence for court and plus malls have security gaurds.martass2

[RIDALIN17]

dude lol that is halarious omg roflmao your good i was just at walmart too now i got to go back and try that stuff

[St[A]in[D]]

Yea I didnt quite get that one either Trog...lmao

I would buy some fabric from that department, make an amish costume and protest the Electronics department by screaming "Electricity is the DEVIL!!" but fall in the floor and spasm in 3 minute intervals

[TroGdoR]

Trogdor, that may have been the stupidest thing anyone's ever said in the world. EVER.

I would take the flavored condoms, open a pack, chew on them, and complain that they don't taste good.

Yah well I'd take the condoms, tie them in a knot and jump rope...and then when people saw what I was doing I would hand you the rope and run for it.

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

uuuuuhhh ok?

[LoSt.HeRo]

haha glue a quarter to the ground 10 feet away from a bench, sit down, and watch to see how many people try and pick it up.

[Fuggle]

I prefer going to electronic stores, go to the printer cartridge section, make up a number in my mind and ask the dude to find it for me. Takes him like 5 days because they always recheck and recheck, just to discover there is none.

[FrogMan]

Know only if there was a wallmart in my country

[[The Reaper]]

The only one I thought was funny was the condom one, but even then you wouldn't be able to see their reaction. Like the alarm clocks but instead use the radios (I think from cookbook) and also hang around near a cashier and ask a customer "How do you spell shoot you in the ****ing face?" I think that was Dane Cook.

[DaCougarMech]

hang around the mcdonald's area and count rednecks. bring lots of paper and pencils
go to the electronics section and record yourself picking your nose on every display camera and set each one to replay the movie or image constantly
make out with the ronald mcdonald on the bench by the mcdonalds
stalk employees
write fu ck you in all the binders and notebooks that they sell
post lewd pictures of your cat in the bathroom
walk around and smile. nobody likes walmart and will automatically become suspicious

[Hurly91]

lol.......... funny things..........


GG Dude.........

[Deadlyy-Guy]

ahhh hahahaha.... boys i'm from arkansas where wal-mart began. i've done all 15 of those items on more than one occasion, and i'm pretty sure half of them are on there because of me and my friends. oh and the cameras... don't let all those black balls fool ya they dont' all have cameras in them and half the time they're not even turned on. its also fun to turn one of the car stereos on rap and then turn it all the way up and run like a wildebeast. and as far as the mission impossible goes i have that ringtone on my phone so i just set it to play a loop and run around like that.

[BlindMansTicket]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '


If you think this is funny please add your ideas and see how funny this can get.. thanks guys

I got this in a email a long time ago. All these seem fun, and then you turn 18 and realize there is more to life than being a douchebag.

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

your're such a mature person

[slimp]

emoliated, these arent exactly mean things to do... lol wats with the total Hate towards that kinda stuff? it seems like fun, dont be mean But yes, all of those seem like fun, i might do the hearing Voices one.

[oldschoolmcs]

im from australia and we dotn have wal-marts... :eek:
are they just like big department stores that have absolutely everything?
if thats the case i'd go to the hardware department and start buildign a shed in the middle of the aisle, and complain that there's nowhere to keep the wheelbarrow when you go to do the other 15 things mentioned.

[BlindMansTicket]

Lol, my use of the word 'douchebag' is wide. It goes from acting like a jackass, looking like a jackass, and being a jackass. Try and tell me that being annoying doesn't constitute as acting like a jackass, because in my book, theyre the same .