Chinese in three minutes

[xqs_me]

1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive....... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP........................ ..Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Phuk
5) Small Horse ....................... .... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift........ Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ............. Wao So Dim
10)I thought you were on a diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ..........No Pah King
12) Our meeting is tomorrow ........ Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ............. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ............................... Fa Kin Su Pah

No offense to any chinese people
You've probobly seen this before but it was pretty funny to me

[DaCougarMech]

im chinese ya
this is hilarious. in fact it's fa kin su pah

[StuntMonkey46]

LoL, nice one. And to think, I always thought learning chinese would be hard
:devilish:

[BlindMansTicket]

That was so bad and mildly humorous at the same time. :thumbs up: <-- yes, I know it doesnt work.

[oldschoolmcs]

props for taking time to write those out or find them or w/e. pretty funny considering i live in taiwan.

[slimp]

Rofl, i like the body odor one, i love that kinda stuff, like the "if u wanna learn howto read chinese really fast tilt ur head to the right" and it says Go **** urself.. lol

[Deadlyy-Guy]

sum ting wong dum phuk mi lei ying lo fa kin su pah yu stin ki pu.

[DaCougarMech]

props for taking time to write those out or find them or w/e. pretty funny considering i live in taiwan.

i was born in taipei and that's my ancesrty
are you taiwanese?
which area do you live in?

[xqs_me]

props for taking time to write those out or find them or w/e. pretty funny considering i live in taiwan.

Yea i thought it was hilarious especially fa kin su pah

[Silent_killers]

Hehe, nice find.

[Shellz]

which area do you live in?

Next MJ??????? hehe im jkin it was pretty funny

[DaCougarMech]

my skin does seem to be turning whiter

[Hearthglen]

haha, i liked that, for the first 3 words i didnt get it...

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

my skin does seem to be turning whiter

what about your nose?

[Hearthglen]

Just tell your friend you couldn't do baal runs with him because you were to busy getting stoned.
He'll understand.

Hahahahaha... That commercial is ridiculous, but that sig is ****ing hilarious!

[fleaflickerx]

seenem before...still funny

like http://funnyjunk.com/p/chinese-jpg.html mods please exuse language

[DaCougarMech]

what about your nose?

pshh. what nose?

[Aemaeth]

Sop going off topic.