**** Slipknot. **** Corey Taylor. **** Slipknot fans.

[[Ghost]]

Read dates dude 2-20-06. 2 Months ago.

[[The Reaper]]

Yeah, well CoB is getting pretty mallcore now too, it's pretty much for metal noobs, listen to Kalmah, alot better band.

[Tool]

How is CoB a mallcore band?

[Bartender]

Tool>Slipknot, but Tool's new song is a big on the metalish/popish side instead of their calm and strong beats with Maynard singing.

[Aemaeth]

Did you just compare tool to slipknot?
AHAHA.

[Tool]

Tool released a new single!?

[Bartender]

Yes they did, it kind of has metalish solos that I think make them a new band, and the music is kind of popish compared to a slow steady beat in most of the songs, I don't really like it.

[SilverTears]

**** them, dude. I don't think I've ever seen a bunch of people be more ****ing retarded than when assholes like these people congregate.

As some of you may know (it's not that hard to figure out) I'm from Iowa. And here in Iowa, Slipknot originated. So people, who think they know metal, seem to think that they owe themselves to Slipknot for putting Iowa on the metal map. Let me tell you guys something. No.

So Corey Taylor is friends with a few local bands that are signed to shitty Iowa labels. Right? Right. And so tonight there was a show at the House of Bricks, which is a bar that a lot of good bands, including my brother's, play at. Anyway, so Corey and this guy named Josh from On a Pale Horse (Google them, they're pretty good) decided they wanted a do a tribute to Tenacious D.

WHERE THE **** DO SLIPKNOT FANS GET OFF COMING TO A ****ING TRIBUTE SHOW TO TENACIOUS D? Half, if not all, of the ****ing people came there just to suck Corey ****ing Taylor's **** off. **** those people, dude. Corey Taylor is one of the most arrogant, ****y sons a bitches I've ever seen. Ever. The fans are worse. Whenever Corey makes "a funny" EVERY ****ING ONE had to laugh. And not because it was funny. Because they were sucking his ****.

**** mindless drones, **** Slipknot, and **** Corey Taylor.

Any Slipknot fans here? If so, suck my balls, faggots.

Yes, I am a slipknot fan. And i cant suck your balls if you havent grown them yet. So **** off

[Tool]

Either way you'd still be a faggot you ****ing retard. But at least you're telling me that if I did in fact have balls, you'd totally be willing to suck them. That's great, gives me a boost of e-pen0r.

@Bartender: PM me a link to listen to it?

[Edit] Found it on YouTube. Sounds Lateralus-ish, though not as good. And the intro takes too long. Hopefully the rest of the CD will be better.

[SilverTears]

Actually nah, im not a fag. You were the one in the first place telling people to suck your **** if they were a slipknot fan

[Tool]

And i cant suck your balls if you havent grown them yet.

Not because you're not a fag. But because I don't have them. Therefore, you have proven yourself to in fact be a fag.

And when you say I told people to, that would be correct. That means I did not clarify gender. Perhaps the only Slipknot fan on the forum was a chick. Therefore, I am not gay, and in fact I am quite not gay. But you know, if you wanna just skip the whole logic part of thinking about shit, that's fine.

[zuggalo]

For one **** you all, if you like slipknot or not **** you, **** Corey Taylor your all dumb jackasses. I listen to slipknot and ICP so go screw ur selfs. slipnot is a kick ass band. its not metal but its sounds awsome but if u want metal go get some ****ing canbal corpse or six feet under. this is probley a cofusing post but **** you for reading it.

[BlindMansTicket]

You have the linguistic skills of an ICP fan alright.

[zuggalo]

umm I take that as a compliment

[BlindMansTicket]

I basically called you a moron. You take that as a compliment?

Atleast he's honest with himself and us.

[Tool]

This is my impression of Zuggalo:

lawlz do ju no y i rul? cuz fu.ck U!

How many times is this thread going to be revived?

[[Ghost]]

When the last Slipknot fan dies, wanna help speed up the process?

[Bloodangel26]

This is my impression of Zuggalo:

lawlz do ju no y i rul? cuz **** U!

How many times is this thread going to be revived?

good impression

[zuggalo]

Ya as you can all see i rule.... you dumbass your the only thats clearly in love with yourself. your not as cool as you think you are.

nice impresion I see that took alot of your super ego brain power

[BlindMansTicket]

Ya as you can all see i rule.... you dumbass your the only thats clearly in love with yourself. your not as cool as you think you are.

nice impresion I see that took alot of your super ego brain power