Anti-noobing my keyboard

[Darkemperor121]

I was very bored today, so I decided to anti-noob my keyboard. No noobs will be able to use it now




I had to shape a paperclip to grip the edges under the keys and dig them out. It cut my fingers up a bit. I also removed the caps lock key. In case anyone didnt know: the keys still have the same function, but the letter on the key is different. For example, if I hit the top left key, which is labeled 'A', a 'Q' would be typed. I left 'F' and 'J' where they were, so I would know where my fingers were.

I'm typing this message with my new keyboard now

How many of you couldn't use this keyboard?

[The Mob]

... no you are still a noob.
you didnt remove the windows button.

[Darkemperor121]

... no you are still a noob.
you didnt remove the windows button.

Thats because I use the windows button. Windows+E opens "My Computer"

[wazzacky]

doesn't seem like it did much. I type without looking at the keyboard ever. Im sure most of us do. All i do to postion my self is slide pink right pinky left from the enter key and bam im ready.

oh wait. i get it, its for ppl that can't type like we do. Ohhhhhh. Well thats a **** move

PS- Clean that thing up. its filthy

[Ares]

i dont use the finger placement shit or whatever it is your talking about. I just type I dont use my pinky ever unless its like to hit enter

[wazzacky]

your fingers naturally hover over the middle keys. I'd call that a finger placement. You'd hate this one teacher i had in gr 10. She was the CAPP teacher and keyboarding instructor (i can't believe they had a class for that). She insisted that i should stop hitting the space bar with my index. Which is absolutle bullshit, if i can hit 88 wpm than who cares how i type right? The active parts of my hand are the four fingers on my left hand (sometimes my thumb). And the three first fingers on my right.

[Pamela]

I never learned to type...I use about 4 fingers ...tops...the pinky on both hands have been broken and I ignore them as appendages..

Dark he is right man..clean that keyboard before critters start feasting on the leftovers!

[Nex]

Start>All Programs>Accessories>Accessibility>On-Screen Keyboard

Thats the go.