The almighty racist jokes

[Fuggle]

i didnt read em all but i got a few hope they werent posted already.

What is the difference between a dead black person and a dead dog on the side of the road?
The dog has skid marks leading up to it.

and the one elterion said awhile back about the 9 months crap thats normally a black joke not white

[splintercell]

HAHAHA skid marks before the dog!!

[Dynafrom]

what do u call 2 black men fu*king a white women?

an oreo

[splintercell]

That was really old, but still kinda funny.

[matthacker]

what do lesbian cook for dinner....they dont cook they eat out.

what do u call a line of mexicans.....
breaking the boarder

[Warslut]

I got a racist joke.

Q: What can't you give a |\|iggar?















A: A thick lip, black eye, and a job

[Silver Ice]

very funny..

how can u outstare a black person

poke him in the eyes with a pen

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omg thats good.....

[Hamfast]

I had been told one similar to the Tv floating one

How do you know a Balck person is robbing you?

Your TV is floating


Man its been awhile since i posted

[iXtreme]

heres a few my friend told me, i didnt quite get some of it, but ill share it anyways:

- what do mexicans do when they run out of toilet paper?

nothing, they never had any

- what do u call a pool full of asians?

bowl of cherrios

- how long does it take to satisfy women?

forever, they are nevr satisfied

- what happens when u see a mob of blacks?

stop staring and reload

- what do u see when a white guy bungees from a bridge with a river under?

water pollution

- what do u do at a mexican funeral?

nothing, they dont ever have 1

- when do u see a black guy laugh at a white guy? (there are 2 answers to these)

a: when the white guy is dead
b: when the black guy jus screwd the white guys boyfriend

- when u see a black escalade with bling blings what do u do?

run before u get run over'd

thats all for now

[Dynafrom]

what type of bike does a black man go on?

a dirtbike

[Rapta111]

That one's old, dude.

[Dr.PepperRules]

Aight srry havent read through whole thread but heres two i dont think u guys have heard

How do u start a Parade in Mexico??
Roll a quarter down the street

How do u find the richest man in Mexico??
The person who got the quarter

[splintercell]

HAHAHAHA Dr. that was good.

[Dr.PepperRules]

Haha ty if i think of ne more i will post them

[MARO]

these lines are fine and ive never heard anyone of them

[Syn3rgy]

so this one guy was sleeping and he heard weird noises downstairs, he woke up and went downstairs and it was pitch black cuz it was in the basement but all he saw was his tv floating and he yelled DROP IT NIGGA

[MARO]

so this one guy was sleeping and he heard weird noises downstairs, he woke up and went downstairs and it was pitch black cuz it was in the basement but all he saw was his tv floating and he yelled DROP IT NIGGA

probably so

[Silver Ice]

heres another joke:

ok there is this blind bunny rabbit and a blind skunk running around a hill one day. a couple minutes later they run into each other. "oh sorry, i didnt see you" said the bunny. "i'm blind, thats why". the skunk replied "hey im blind too" and so the bunny said "well, ive never seen myself before, i wonder what animal i am" the skunk said, "i have an idea, i'll feel you and find out what animal you are" so the skunk felt the bunny, he said "ok you have long floppy ears, short fur, and a fluffy tail" "you must be a bunny" the bunny replied "alright im a bunny" the skunk said "ok, now my turn" so the bunny felt the skunk. then the bunny said "ok, you have long greasy hair, oily skin, and you smell bad, you must be an indian"

lol

[Fuggle]

ok there is this blind bunny rabbit and a blind skunk running around a hill one day. a couple minutes later they run into each other. "oh sorry, i didnt see you" said the bunny. "i'm blind, thats why". the skunk replied "hey im blind too" and so the bunny said "well, ive never seen myself before, i wonder what animal i am" the skunk said, "i have an idea, i'll feel you and find out what animal you are" so the skunk felt the bunny, he said "ok you have long floppy ears, short fur, and a fluffy tail" "you must be a bunny" the bunny replied "alright im a bunny" the skunk said "ok, now my turn" so the bunny felt the skunk. then the bunny said "ok, you have long greasy hair, oily skin, and you smell bad, you must be an indian"

lol

rofl

edit: oops it got screwed up