The almighty racist jokes

[Silver Ice]

i found both of them funny

[Halo_XXX]

okay i got some that make'z fun of the 3 main rasisem joke'z black ,white,and mexican .... nvm the white isnt one of 'em ... any way'z


What do u call white ppl runing down a hill....... avalanch
What do u call black ppl runing down a hill....... mudslide
What do u call mexican'z runing down a hill....... jail break

What do u call white ppl pushing a car...... white power
What do u call black ppl pushing a car...... black power
What do u call mexican'z pushing a car...... grand theft atuo

okay lemme think i got some a bit lame but other'z might think there okay

Y dont black ppl use a chain saw..... cuz they hear RUNNNNN******nigerRUNNN NIGERNIGER run run run RUN ************ ya (lamish)

okay now iam going to make fun of my own race (y not ppl might think these joke'z r funny)

u know when ur white trash when you wonder how gas staion'z keep there restroom'z so clean

Why do so many white ppl get lost sking?..... it'z hard to find themin the snow

What did the white guy see when he look at his family tree?...... a straight line

[splintercell]

LOL thats some funny stuff especially the first part

[Mr. Fabulous]

Funny stuff man.

[Veck]

i cant believe this thread is still going...man how long ago did i start it? XD

[Halo_XXX]

A long time ago man iam tryin to get make some funny joke's i made some blond'z but u guy'z wanna hear some i made just say the word there pretty good my freind'z laughed 'bout them so if u wanna hear jus give the word

[Mr. Fabulous]

Just post'em already lol it doesent matter if they suck.

[Halo_XXX]

okay There'z a blond drivin down an ally she get'z pulled out of her car and thertened the theif draw'z a circle and pull'z utta gun and a bat the thief say'z "u get outta this circle iam going to shoot u rite between the eye'z" so he start'z beating the s*** outta the car with the bat she start'z to laugh he turn'z around and say'z "Y THE F*** U LAUGHING" she say'z nothing and he goes back to beat the crap outta the car she start'z to laugh agian he turn'z around and say'z "Y THE F**** DO U KEEP LAUGHING" she say'z nothin he goes rite back the car is trashed he shoot'z the gas tank and the car explodes and she is laughin outta her mind he turn'z around and say "IF U DONT TELL ME Y UR LAUGHING I WILL SHOOT U RITE HERE AND NOW" she say'z "i steped outt the circle 3 time'z when u wernt looking

my freind'z thought that waz pretty funny it got some bug'z to work out but it pretty good
here'z another one i made up it okay c if u guy'z like it

Okay there'z a bernet and 3 blond'z hanging from a rope if they fall they'll die but they too heavy to all climb up there cuz 1 bnd is holding the rope and that blond is holding that blond and at the very end the bernet is at the bottom okay the bernet so the bernet tell them one of them is going to die if the rest is going to live so the bernet say'z a very touching story they all clap they'r all dead
(if u dont get it if they all clap they all let go of each other and drop and die)

okay last one my freind said he hear this one some where but i think it'z pretty good

Okay So one day at skwl a blond get'z ask'ed if she could get there money ont top the flag pole so she get'z it and her mom asked her "how waz ur day" she said i helped some boy'z to get money ontop of the flag pole mom say'z "u know they only wanna c up ur skirt and c ur panties" she say'z yes mom i wont do it agian" so next day at skwl same thing happen'z after skwl mom ask'z "how'z waz ur day" she said "i helped thouse boy'z get money from the top of the flag pole" mom said i though u said i wont d it agian" she said this time i wazint wereing any panties"

yea that had some bug'z 2 hey srry i know this is rasist joke'z i cant think of any at the time but i will just keep this therad up

Iam back and i got some rasist jokes srry bout the blond joke'z were so long but w/e

okay there'z an mex., french and, white person okay there all in a plane the mex. throw'z bean'z out the window and say'z i have to much of this in our country (everyone'z like WTF????? on the plane) so the french guy throw'z snail'z and say'z we have too much in our country (every one'z still like WTF?????) then the white person throw'z out the mex. and say'z we got to much of these in our country) (the plne strt'z to laugh)

okay there'z mex.,french,and White person constroction worker'z there eating there lunch and they all say "were sick of these every day the same thing" the mex. say'z if i have a bourrito for lunch iam jumpin ythis building and the french say'z if i get snail'z agian i jumpin 2 and the american say'z if i get pizzia agian iam jumpin 3 so the next day the mex. jump'z the wife say'z "i should of never made him a bourrito" the french wife say'z "i should of never made him snail'z for lunch and the white guy'z wife say'z "i dont know y he jumped he made his damn lunch"

[Mr. Fabulous]

Heh the first racist joke was good.

[Halo_XXX]

iam all out man ill try to think of more but (brain dead at the moment)

does any one have some good joke'z made up or not ill try to make some rasist joke'z by MY BRAIN ........that'll take awhile heh

[Mr. Fabulous]

Heh my brain works on C++.

[Halo_XXX]

mine work'z like on a D-

[Mr. Fabulous]

lol i was talkin about the operating system for old windows. Otherwise I'm a A-B+ lol 3.8 grade average.

[system_9]

Q:whats the difference between a ****** and a piece of shit??


A:after a while shit turns white and stops smelling

Q:whats the difference between a ****** and a piece of shit?



A:after a while shit turns white and stops smelling

[Silver Ice]

i made 1 up so it may suck or not

Q: whats even better then watching a cop beat a minority suspect?


A: being the cop

[Halo_XXX]

dude mine grade point average is like a 1.8

that waz pretty good well i got some good one'z but i need to fix'z em up a bit

okay i got one it'z a gay joke:
Y do gay ppl like glown in the dark condom'z......... so they can play star war'z

ah hahhaha (lame)

[Rapta111]

Hmm... not that bad of a joke.

[retardedstoner]

what do you call a bunch of white guys runing down a hill?
an avalanch

what do you call a bunch of black guys runing down a hill?

a mudslide

what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?

JAIL BREAK!

[Dr.PepperRules]

Haha ya i have heard that one from my mexican friend (isnt that kinda sad o well lol)

[XxDark_MindxX]

okay heres one im not sure if you can call it racist but i can, okay a kid goes up too his mom and asks her what color is God black or white mom replys "a little of both" then he asks is God male or female mom replys "a little of both" Kid says MOM IS GOD MICHEAL JACKSON?

sorry stupid racist joke but i thought it was funny and so did my cousin.