The almighty racist jokes

[Mr. Fabulous]

lol it wasnt that bad.

[DiscoFroMan]

ah this crap is great where do u guys get all these jokes?

[Halo_XXX]

Hey retarted stoner not kwl that my joke i post it it a cvouple day'z ago if u dont belive u me u can check and that not kwl to steal other ppl joke'z like me stealin XxDark MindxX MJ joke hey Drak Mind that waz pretty good

[Silver Ice]

i heard a joke off bnet by some guy i dont remember his account name otherwise i would post it

anyway here goes

whats the difference between a hard working black guy and bigfoot?

bigfoots been spotted.

[cheez_man]

lolololololololololololololololololololololololol

[cheez_man]

Why do people put cotton in the medicine bottles before the pills?

so it reminds the black people they were cotton pickers before drug dealers

What do you say when your in bed at night and your t.v. starts floating??


Drop it ******

[Mr. Fabulous]

lol first one is good, heard the second one though.

[A|fzZz]

1st ones nice....

[Silver Ice]

why are black peoples eyes red after sex?

cause of the mace

[timeforpain]

Lol these jokes r good, especially the 1 about the hard working black man......lol.

[the(virus)]

make some ones making fun of arabs

[Grave]

y r black ppl good at basketball?
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ANSWER:
. because they can shoot, steal, and run

[Grave]

any1 ?

[DeStRuCtIoN]

u guys probaly noe i come from nz so we mock maoris here instead of black people.. neway...

wat's the fastest thing in the world?
a 5 cent coin rolling down the hill
wat's the second fastest thing?
a maori chasing it

How do u get Maoris into a bath?
Throw KFC in
How do u get them out?
Ask them who's paying

Why did the Maori cross the road with the bike???
to get to the other side
Why did the White man cross the road??
to get his bike back

there's heaps if u bother to ask a New Zealander (replace 'Maori' with 'Black' to mock black people.

[DeStRuCtIoN]

okay i got some that make'z fun of the 3 main rasisem joke'z black ,white,and mexican .... nvm the white isnt one of 'em ... any way'z


What do u call white ppl runing down a hill....... avalanch
What do u call black ppl runing down a hill....... mudslide
What do u call mexican'z runing down a hill....... jail break

What do u call white ppl pushing a car...... white power
What do u call black ppl pushing a car...... black power
What do u call mexican'z pushing a car...... grand theft atuo

okay lemme think i got some a bit lame but other'z might think there okay

Y dont black ppl use a chain saw..... cuz they hear RUNNNNN******nigerRUNNN NIGERNIGER run run run RUN ************ ya (lamish)

okay now iam going to make fun of my own race (y not ppl might think these joke'z r funny)

u know when ur white trash when you wonder how gas staion'z keep there restroom'z so clean

Why do so many white ppl get lost sking?..... it'z hard to find themin the snow

What did the white guy see when he look at his family tree?...... a straight line

LOL this is sum funny sh!t!!! especailly the first 2

[AKA_KickYoAss]

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
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the pizza doesn't screem when u put it in the oven

[Morbid.]

*Breaking news story*

Tragedy struck Mexico City today. An earthquake killed 150,000 mexicans. Many nations around the world are sending in supplies to help out.

Canada-Gave money to help the rebuilding process.
Britain-Sent troops to help with riots.
France-Sent food and water supplies.
US-Sent 150,000 replacement Mexicans.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?
-b/c any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans in the Alamo?
-b/c they only had two cars.

Why are black people getting bigger?
-b/c t.v.'s are getting bigger.

Why does L.A. have so many gays and N.Y. so many black people?
-b/c L.A. got the first choice.

~Morby

[Fuggle]

*Breaking news story*

Tragedy struck Mexico City today. An earthquake killed 150,000 mexicans. Many nations around the world are sending in supplies to help out.

Canada-Gave money to help the rebuilding process.
Britain-Sent troops to help with riots.
France-Sent food and water supplies.
US-Sent 150,000 replacement Mexicans.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?
-b/c any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans in the Alamo?
-b/c they only had two cars.

Why are black people getting bigger?
-b/c t.v.'s are getting bigger.

Why does L.A. have so many gays and N.Y. so many black people?
-b/c L.A. got the first choice.

~Morby

lol those are pretty funny. Back to the hardworking one that one was pretty funny also, i had some racist jokes but i forgot em

ah here are some
Why are more black people hit during winter?
-cuz there eazier to spot

What do u call 2 black ppl on a bike
-organized crime

WHat do u call a black dude wit ha peg leg?
-Shit on a stick


Got some more

What does an apple and a black dude have in common?
-They both look good hanging from a tree

[Warslut]

lol those are pretty funny. Back to the hardworking one that one was pretty funny also, i had some racist jokes but i forgot em

ah here are some
Why are more black people hit during winter?
-cuz there eazier to spot

What do u call 2 black ppl on a bike
-organized crime

WHat do u call a black dude wit ha peg leg?
-Shit on a stick

Should be a mexican on a bike :p

[Fuggle]

heh i had added another one to it