The almighty racist jokes

[Dynafrom]

umm... whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?

THE BUCKET :O


A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese guy eating croissants and jam.


Syrian Guy: "Do Lebanese people eat the insides of the croissants?"

Lebanese Guy: "Of course. Why? What's wrong with that?"

Syrian Guy: "Well for your information, the insides of the croissants are firstly recycled by the Syrians then sold to the Lebanese. Now as for the jam - do you guys eat jam?"

Lebanese Guy: "Of course. Why?"

Syrian Guy: "Well, you know the fruits are firstly peeled, eaten then the peels would be then recycled and then sold to the Lebanese."

Lebanese Guy: "Do Syrians have sex?"

Syrian Guy: "Yes, of course."

Lebanese Guy: "Do you use condoms?"

Syrian Guy: "Of course. Why?" Lebanese Guy: "Well.. when the Lebanese use condoms they recycle them and sell them to the Syrians."

[DeStRuCtIoN]

BurNin_RaVe] A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese guy eating croissants and jam.


Syrian Guy: "Do Lebanese people eat the insides of the croissants?"

Lebanese Guy: "Of course. Why? What's wrong with that?"

Syrian Guy: "Well for your information, the insides of the croissants are firstly recycled by the Syrians then sold to the Lebanese. Now as for the jam - do you guys eat jam?"

Lebanese Guy: "Of course. Why?"

Syrian Guy: "Well, you know the fruits are firstly peeled, eaten then the peels would be then recycled and then sold to the Lebanese."

Lebanese Guy: "Do Syrians have sex?"

Syrian Guy: "Yes, of course."

Lebanese Guy: "Do you use condoms?"

[/color]Syrian Guy: "Of course. Why?" Lebanese Guy: "Well.. when the Lebanese use condoms they recycle them and sell them to the Syrians."

lmao

[Hamel]

here are sum white person jokes. stop complaining you baby.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ***!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"


What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up ****s.

How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's **** tasted funny.

What do West Virginian's do on Halloween?
Pump-kin.

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.

What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz cracker

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

these are mostly about rednecks..im white and their a disgrace :devilish: i really do dislike rednecks make white people look bad

[splintercell]

Lol

[Pyrohammie]

lol these are funny lol...

[A|fzZz]

umm... whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?

THE BUCKET :O

^^^^^
hilarious

[Fangrend]

these are mostly about rednecks..im white and their a disgrace :devilish: i really do dislike rednecks make white people look bad

damn dont get all offended and shit. Besides the best jokes are about white people.

[Warslut]

I really don't think that sounds like he was offended. and IMO ****** jokes are the best

[Fangrend]

o shit. I suck at reading. i thought he meant that the people making the jokes were the disgraces.LOL

[fers_fing]

im racist and i like it we should have a ****** beatin contest!

[Mechtaphloba]

2 black guys and a mexican riding in a car...who's driving?

the cops

[ig0tfish]

i dont really get those jokes

[papii05]

Whats faster then a speeding bullet?

A jew with a coupon

Thats some funny shit right there. I aint gonna say nothing bout ya other one coz im puerto rican, and you saying nothing bout me.