The almighty racist jokes

[splintercell]

Well considering some people in here are, and I'm not, I figured I would point out that I'm not. Not so much covering my *** as not wanting to be put in the same category as the dumb *** mofo's who are racist.

[killa420]

heres a good one i like it...

ok theres a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy. Ok all three of them are all on a cliff, the mexican stands up and throws the tequilla there drinking off the cliff, the two guys go whyd u do that man? he says,"we have to much of it in my country." the chinese guy then throws over his cd player over the cliff, to much in my country he says. Alright the white guy says, he picks up the mexican and says srry man theres way to many off u in my country, and throws the mex off the cliff haha

[elterion]

i dont get the hindu one.......and the stealing one........explain please?

How can you NOT get those? Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.

[xxzekexx]

Lol, these are funny

[Maniac]

I don't know if anyone said this yet, but what do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

A: Unemployed.

[Silver Ice]

those are some damn funny jokes. especially since we do have a lot of mexicans in the country.

[elterion]

Ha, there are barely any mexicans in good ol' Canada. Heh captain becard was banned. I'm 13 and i dont act like that dude.

[brain]

ive come up with some to dis races across the world, and jus so u know im spanish and not a racist

what falls apart faster than a game of jenga?

a japanese motorcycle

whats faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

his brother with the V.C.R.

Whats the difference between a white guy having sex and a white guy watching a porno?

nothing he had to pay for both

What do you call a drunken, illegal immigrant who is a lazy thief?

spanish

:p these are some of my favs

[krazzykilla]

i got a really bad one but im not racist




k you guys know how in drug bottles at the top there is cotton at the top? well why do we put cotton at the top of drug bottles??????








to remind black people they were picking cotton before selling drugs :p





thats a bad one ...... i got some more not that bad




what do you call a black man with a peg leg?






shit on a stick

[elterion]

Lol, how mean.

What do you call a working mexican? Impossible.

[\/iNcEnT]

ive come up with some to dis races across the world, and jus so u know im spanish and not a racist

what falls apart faster than a game of jenga?

a japanese motorcycle

whats faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

his brother with the V.C.R.

Whats the difference between a white guy having sex and a white guy watching a porno?

nothing he had to pay for both

What do you call a drunken, illegal immigrant who is a lazy thief?

spanish

:p these are some of my favs

LOL those are funny stuff

[Silver Ice]

very funny indeed, post some more please

[splintercell]

just LOL, LOL!

[Veck]

Whats a chainsaw sound like in alabama?

RUNnigganiggaRUNnigganigga

[Lycshiftz]

Why are black people scared of chainsaw? Runnnnnnigganiiiiiigggganigga

Why are black people scared of Motorcycles? Same reason.

Why are black people scared of mentos? They think stupid wet blondes will rape them.

[elterion]

Whats wrong with stupid wet blondes?

[Veck]

yea..especially if they are forcing sex upon you.

[Lycshiftz]

no its why are black people scared of it lol.

[krazzykilla]

what do black kids get for christmas??????????????????????????















YOUR BIKE!

[Silver Ice]

a mexican and a black guy and in a police car. whos driving?






the cops