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Why do black women wear high heels?
To keep their knuckles from dragging.
Why do black women have such big purses?
To hold their lipstick.
How do you save a black guy from drowning?
Trick question, shit floats.
How do you drown a black guy?
Pop his lips.
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lol i though of one
How do a white guy fix a mirror?
Stop looking at it
and this kinda funny event came across me when i was in L.A. , i went to a Mexican store and there was bikes,jerseys,shoes, and lots more i saw a poster that saids "Not responsible for stolen or missing belongings" LOL
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WTF LOL. Not responsible for stolen belongings? Mexicans eh....
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No offense to those cool people:
Why are blacks so tall?
Their/they're knee grows (negros)
Why are blacks so good at basketball?
They can run, shoot and steal
What do you call a paki in a church?
Holy Shit
Why do pakis have shit in their wallets?
Family Photos
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LOL man the jokes on this site are like a book of jokes...they come from everywhere..
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i got a few dunno if they were already posted didnt read all the pages..
what do u call a black mans garage sale?
getting ur stuff back
wats the difference between a snow tire and a black man
the snow tire doesnt sing when u put chains on it
did u hear bout the new black barbie?
yea it comes with 12 kids a welfare check and aids
why can all black people run fast?
because all the ones that cant are already in jail.
how do u keep a black person from jumping on a bed?
put velcro on the ceiling
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>_> I dont know whether to laugh or slap u lol...
I like the snow tires one but the others are overused.
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i didnt read all the posts on these thread & i dont know if u guys heard this...
y do blacks dont play hockey?
cuz the only black thing on that game is the puck...
no wonder tiger woods loves golf....
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What did God say when he saw the first black person?
A: Ooops, I burnt one!
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black.
Q: What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
A: Fat cash from crime stoppers
Q: What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
A: Batman can go to the store with out robin
Q: Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
A: Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
Q: What's the definition of worthless?
A: A 7'2" black man with a small *****, that can't play basketball
[size=2]Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us
Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?
A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Thats my addition to the jokes haha...also..im in no way racist either.
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hahaha i was crackin up over the train one...hahaha
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LOL man that stuff is too funny.
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Black people seem to be the butt of many many jokes.
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Unfortunate but true.. It does say racist jokes tho...
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Yeah, I know, I just mean in general there seem to be verrry many black jokes.
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Yea it's kinda dumb...there should be just as many about white ppl..
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yeah....... them whiteys sure are jackasses.
Edit: I'm white btw.
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Me 2 but you gotta admit..some white people do funnier shit than most black people.
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Wow, this sher is a purty gun u gots there, hyuk hyuk. Is it loaded? Mebbe I should be lookin down that there barrel to make sure, hyuk hyuk.
BANG!
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Hey man don't joke about that shit there was this 6 yr old (white family) and his parents were in their back yard target practicing and they let him play with a pistol. Thats bad enough...but the parents were wasted on alcohol...
