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As you travle through a dirty dark ally way in the worst part of San Marl city you come across a door with a rusty name plate hanging by 1 nail, you scrape off some rust and dirt to discover the name ".hack//virus". It is here where .hack//virus lives. You decide to enter and inside you find a man dresed in a straight-jacket. "hello, I am .hack//virus." You squint trying to reconize the man u thought u knew, just to relize that you had no idea. "You have 2 choices you can go through the white door and you will find your self outside, or you can go through the Black door and I'll show you how deep the rabit hole gos."
This is where you chose...
1. The wight door leads you out to the role playing forums and out of this thread.
2. The black door leads you into the unknown abyss of .hack's mind.
You decide to take a chance and walk through the black door.WAHHHHHHHH BAM!!!! Your in a place surrounded by sunlight and natural plants. you can make out a ruined temple and a man sitting on a foot-stool. you walk over to the man and he explains to you that he is .hack//virus and that you are welcome here under 2 conditions.
1. no violence because this is a place of harmony, the only place .hack can escape to and be at peace.
2. respect pamela because in this world Pamela is Queen.
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"as it will stay, its a reflection of my soul."
"you have entered my mind i hope you enjoy yourself here."
"in my mind you can do anything you desire."
*starts to levitate*
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*takes out a takle box walks over to a pond and starts fishing*
*decides that he doesnt have enough attention span to do this and just puts pole down and walks away.........*
*starts to run really fast and starts taking off into a flight like superman*
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omg... dude stop hitting on/kissing up to Pamela... ur starting to sound like Doomed A$$ and his Nubli episode...
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dude layoff he can do what he wants if you have a prob take it else where its just a little obsession beside its just role playing
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i was doomed A$$ and do u hate me?
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no, i don't hate you, that was just friknig annoying to have ya kiss up to him 24/7... unless u aren't doomed *** and are lying for some hidden agenda
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*Whistles humble tune as he spreads gasoline around. Lights a match* See ya.
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*quickly snatchs blind man an hags him on a edge of a rune gravs fishing stings and net from my tackle box and ties blind to the edge FOREVER*
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*sits down on the rocking chair that just apeared underneath him*
*lights up the corn cob pipe*
*wonders wat crawled up andromedoism's a** *
"s*** buddie chill out."
*another corn cob pipe apears in andromadaly's moulth*
*wonders wat happened to pam*
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*ewwww sum1 farted at the quiet moment"
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*waves his hand and the fart turns to butterflys of all diffrent colers poaring out of thegrave's back side*
*laughs*
*all is silent as every 1 watches the rainbow of butterflys vanish into the side of a tree*
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*laughs at grave*
*stop eating those burritos*
*light up a pipe but not a corn one*
*starts smoking the magic plant*
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"its game time, laser tag!!"
*the background fades to wight, gunracks apear*
*walks over and picks out a pistle and a sniper rifle*
*equips them then gos and gets goggles and some grenades*
"its hunting season."
"o btw beholder is it!"
*shoots beholder in the back*
"guess i m it."
*runs behind some cover leaving a smoke and flash grenade behind*
*BOOM*
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*respawns and grabs a laser rifle and a rocket launcher shootsa into the group of ppl just standing there killing all of them and proceeds to go after .hack*
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*runs away behing a bolder screaming like a b**** *
*runs beholder over with a warthog when beholder turns the corner*
*forgets to throw the sticky grenade and blows him self up, making the score still 1v0
) for a price $$ j/k but know really i need pts plzzzzz lmfao j/k
