.hack//virus's Hangout Spot

[Pamela]

Beholder99...you are begining to annoy me with your sarcastic posting....consider this a warning.........

[Zakel]

*Creates a fissure in the ground and climbs his way out of hell with is shotgun..*
"That wasnt very nice"
*Arms shotgun*
"Btw Your Mama says Hi"
*Blasts off beholders head with shotgun*

do you read all the new post or just read the new one on that page.. you can miss a bubch of stuff like that. anyway

*Finds a tree to turn into a Demonic Energy Sorce to harvest all living things that touch it and makes sure the tree has its own barrier*

[Beholder99]

(sry pam it just happens to me like all the time so i got alittle annoyed)
*fine*
*walks over and cast petrify on demon and now he is "stoned" for the rest of his um eternity*

[Zakel]

*Uses The Demonic Tree's Power to Turn Himself into a stone golem*
"Heh (In a craggy voice) Now whatcha gonna do.."
*Uses His Massive Weight to tackle Beholder and Sends him flying to the otehr side of the Plain*
*Uses Newly Obtain Golem Powers to Travel Through the earth under to where Behold is gonna land and makes a rift to hell*
"So Long Sucka"
*Closes Rift After Beholder falls in*
*Puts up a Anti-Corrupt Angle/Beholder Guns around the general area*

[dim_sum]

*Rubs sore cheek*
"Hey, what was that for?"
*Starts whining like a sore loser and pulls out a gameboy and entertains himself *

[Beholder99]

*opens a demonic portal and comes out looking like a Giant flying corrupt angel*
"WUHAAAA FOLLISH MORTAL"
"ARE YOU READY TO DIE?"
*then prceeds to mercilessly slaughter demon in to bolders*
*the starts throwing all the blouder pieces int os space and around the world*
*being finished morpha back into beholder*

[Zakel]

*Wasnt Affected by anything cause beholder was obliderated by the anti-Corrupt Angle gunns I set up around the park before he could do anything to me :devilish: * (read my last post)
"Geez Beholder.. Look before you leap strait out of teh furnace and into a anti beholder zone"
*Is glad he mastered time travel through demonic reengineering*

[endromada]

*walks up to demonic tree*
*idley pokes at it*
*sees that it is made of jell-o and takes a bite out*
my complements to the chef

[Beholder99]

(dude you just edited you last post to include that and refrain from doing that ill just get someone to ban you)
*comes back a mess imediatly goes into rage and blows everything machine in the next hundred miles*
(yes i know it wont effect you endromeda)

[Ascidus]

*Pulls off headcrab from his head* What the hell? *Takes out his Gyronium Powered Chibi-KillStick ™
and starts to shoot madly* DIE PHREAKS!!!!!

[dim_sum]

*Watches bullets miss him and stands idoly*
*Scratches nose*
*Continues to play Gameboy

[Zakel]

hey... i didnt know it was against the rules to edit in a rpg i just thought i would uh not be killed wel if it is i wont do it again

*Sees bbehold and goes back to the sactity of Hell*
"Ill be back"

[Ascidus]

*stuff earplugs up his nose and continues to fire, hitting only a squirrel and a semi truck loaded with grenades*

[Beholder99]

*Taps malice on the shoulder*
"dude you might want to open your eyes while your firing"

[Ascidus]

(huh? I never closed my eyes) *Begins firing at Beholder*

[Beholder99]

*does some matrix **** and ends up snapping malice's head*

[dim_sum]

*Jumps into the scene with a really cool samurai sword and starts swinging and fighting matrix style*

[Beholder99]

*takse a tip from endromeda and throws a special goo on the sword and the sword immediatly rusted and it breaks in half*

[Ascidus]

*Uses stem cell research to fix the nerves in his neck and whips out his Kai and begins to stab through Beholders head*

[Zakel]

*Comes back from hell graps beholders feet and pulls him back in and seals him in a unbreakable sheild with a mirror inside so he can only look at himself and if his shoots something at it itll bounce back*

*Goes back to the living world and fixes the sword with is fiery powers and goes off in his own direction never to be seen again.. or so they think*