For all those Anti-Emo people

[Dynafrom]

YEAH MAN all asian food, so is pasta too ^^

[Aemaeth]

I'd have to jump on the bandwagon with the 'Metalheads against the Emos' because.. Well, I could write a paragraph about this, but it's 1:20 in the morning, so I'll just say:

Because of everything Spoon said.

I have a few emo friends (I don't hang out with them much and that is extremely good because I would probably go insane), but I would NEVER associate myself directly with the trend due to my belief that b!tching about life is just appauling; fvcking do something about it.

And I'm not going to even get into the music. c0ma, don't talk shit about metal, it will blow any 3-string-progression emo music out of the water any day.

Oh, So lemme guess youve heard every single emo artist in the world, Woot for generalisation ****head.

[[/sarcasm]]

I really don't care if there ARE emo bands beyond those three-string-progressions, nor would I care if there were. I don't listen to the music, I never plan on listening to the music, and I don't plan on letting my generalisations and stereotypes end now. I don't care about the emo culture, it frankly pisses me off sometimes, and I'll be glad when it ends and people stop b!tching about problems they're too scared or too stupid to solve.

[Aemaeth]

I really don't care if there ARE emo bands beyond those three-string-progressions, nor would I care if there were. I don't listen to the music, I never plan on listening to the music, and I don't plan on letting my generalisations and stereotypes end now. I don't care about the emo culture, it frankly pisses me off sometimes, and I'll be glad when it ends and people stop b!tching about problems they're too scared or too stupid to solve.

how the **** do you know every single "emo" *****es? I know SHITLOADs of people you define "EMO" who are good decent people who deal with their problems, and ive yet to actualy meet one who has whined and *****ed. But yet again i suppose its your fault for not actualy leaving the house and devoting a major part of your time to some shite game.

[wigger2]

thank you coma you are really on the defence about this witch is great.this idoits act like they know every singe emo in the world all my frinds like emo and they hate and whien because ppl hate them and now i see the ppl that hate them.i have alot of FUN with my emo and gothic and punk friends.so how about we all shut **** up and move on.there all ways be emos,goths and punks,wiggers,******s,asians,white ppl,german,britsh and mexian ppl so just get over this theard get off your periods and move on.YAY its my b-day go matthacker 13 *****s

[Foog]

gonna be banned, matt, cuz you made another account. your other one was banned. this one will be too.

[SpoonMan999]

thank you coma you are really on the defence about this witch is great.this idoits act like they know every singe emo in the world all my frinds like emo and they hate and whien because ppl hate them and now i see the ppl that hate them.i have alot of FUN with my emo and gothic and punk friends.so how about we all shut **** up and move on.there all ways be emos,goths and punks,wiggers,******s,asians,white ppl,german,britsh and mexian ppl so just get over this theard get off your periods and move on.YAY its my b-day go matthacker 13 *****s

Hey there kiddies it's time for "Pick Apart Corner!" with your host...*Drum roll* Spoon!

First, let's take a look here at capitalization friends. Remember if you want to be taken seriously when you finally get over puberty this is VERY important. Since I can't go through all of these mistakes without taking up too much time I'll just say I counted around 11 errors. In what situations should he have used capital letters?
- Beginning of a sentence
- Whenever using the word "I"
- When referring to a certain culture or country. (Asia/Asians)

Second, we'll look at some of the punctuation. Now aside from a run on or two there isn't too much butchering doing as far as punctuation goes, though at one point a comma should have been added after "british" (Which also should have been capitalized). The biggest problem I can see here is the lack of spaces added in between a period or comma and a new word. Remember kids by adding in a space it helps make your messages, letters, essays, and even useless forum griping more pleasing to the eye. It also doesn't make everything seem like one big sentence or like two words have been smashed together.

Third, I want to look at some of the individual words used:

Defence - I actually looked this one up on Dictionary.com and found that it is in fact an accepted variation of defense. So remember you can use different spellings!

Mexian - I searched for this on Dictionary.com and it suggested that you meant "Marxian" so I figured I go with that. There's some good advice in there kiddies. Always remember that the Communists are out there and they're always waiting.

Ppl - Again to Dictionary.com for this one, "Polymorphic Programming Language. An interactive, extensible language, based on APL, from Harvard University." Wow! I am impressed with you integrating this into your post. Kids remember the more you know that other people don't the smarter you look! Though you seem to be personifying it in an odd way. Perhaps you can elaborate on it for us?

Whien - The dictionary suggested you meant "whine" at first. I knew better though, your intelligence is far above using such obvious words, so I went to "ween". Saying the word aloud I though it may have been a misinterpretation of the syllables. After looking the word up I learned it meant "to think." This is a good lesson as well kids sometimes using the most obvious word is not the best course of action. You can get a much better response by using words like ween. Wouldn't it be nice when you're older and your boss is reading your report asking, "What's that word mean?" "Ween? Why it means to think sir!" "I think you need a promotion!" Only good things can follow!

Theard - The suggestion this time around was "theat" which is apparently short for theatre (Or theater, back to those multiple spellings!). You see this? It's symbolic I think, just my interpretation of course, in that he is referring to the forum as a "theat" and implying that we are his audience. A true artist's work this is and I am simply overwhelmed with the creativity here. Originally when saying it out loud I thought you meant "third" but it seems my mind was a bit slow with your art.

Fourth, we'll take a look at some word usage and placement.

witch is great - I found this one at the end of your first sentence. This political commentary about witches is a bit irrelevant in relation to the topic, but perhaps you were comparing witches with the "emo" culture? A comment made about the persecution maybe? Though the statement should read, "Witches are great." Then placed elsewhere as it's own sentence as it just doesn't belong there.

shut **** up - I assume the censored portion is the "f word" here. Just a missing word in this manner as "shut the f up" would make more sense. Though this word is so flexible it could be proper usage. Just to be safe though I would add the to the statement.

Fifth, we're going to examine the vulgar side of this post. I won't go through each of the obscenities as my frail heart can't handle such explicit language even when used in something as poetic as this post. Really all I can say on the subject is remember while acceptable on a medium such as these forums or a letter to your friend you should never use these words in a business letter or essay kids! Unless quoting someone else, a relevant quote, you should never have a single one of these naughty words included in your writing.

It's at this point I must say farewell kids! Though before I leave I'd like to wish the artist that inspired this week's "Pick Apart Corner!" a happy birthday! Or b-day as he put it (Remember abbreviations are fine but try to make sure they are explained when first used so as to not confuse the reader, a French man could easily confused b-day with "Bastille Day").

[Mr. Fabulous]

*Bows before the mighty Spoonman* You have much to teach me.

[Foog]

*Bows before the mighty Spoonman* You have much to teach me.

.
[/tool]

[Aemaeth]

Okay, Kiss-assers.
XD

[SpoonMan999]

That's right pucker up ladies.

[logic.]

Hey there kiddies it's time for "Pick Apart Corner!" with your host...*Drum roll* Spoon!

First, let's take a look here at capitalization friends. Remember if you want to be taken seriously when you finally get over puberty this is VERY important. Since I can't go through all of these mistakes without taking up too much time I'll just say I counted around 11 errors. In what situations should he have used capital letters?
- Beginning of a sentence
- Whenever using the word "I"
- When referring to a certain culture or country. (Asia/Asians)

Second, we'll look at some of the punctuation. Now aside from a run on or two there isn't too much butchering doing as far as punctuation goes, though at one point a comma should have been added after "british" (Which also should have been capitalized). The biggest problem I can see here is the lack of spaces added in between a period or comma and a new word. Remember kids by adding in a space it helps make your messages, letters, essays, and even useless forum griping more pleasing to the eye. It also doesn't make everything seem like one big sentence or like two words have been smashed together.

Third, I want to look at some of the individual words used:

Defence - I actually looked this one up on Dictionary.com and found that it is in fact an accepted variation of defense. So remember you can use different spellings!

Mexian - I searched for this on Dictionary.com and it suggested that you meant "Marxian" so I figured I go with that. There's some good advice in there kiddies. Always remember that the Communists are out there and they're always waiting.

Ppl - Again to Dictionary.com for this one, "Polymorphic Programming Language. An interactive, extensible language, based on APL, from Harvard University." Wow! I am impressed with you integrating this into your post. Kids remember the more you know that other people don't the smarter you look! Though you seem to be personifying it in an odd way. Perhaps you can elaborate on it for us?

Whien - The dictionary suggested you meant "whine" at first. I knew better though, your intelligence is far above using such obvious words, so I went to "ween". Saying the word aloud I though it may have been a misinterpretation of the syllables. After looking the word up I learned it meant "to think." This is a good lesson as well kids sometimes using the most obvious word is not the best course of action. You can get a much better response by using words like ween. Wouldn't it be nice when you're older and your boss is reading your report asking, "What's that word mean?" "Ween? Why it means to think sir!" "I think you need a promotion!" Only good things can follow!

Theard - The suggestion this time around was "theat" which is apparently short for theatre (Or theater, back to those multiple spellings!). You see this? It's symbolic I think, just my interpretation of course, in that he is referring to the forum as a "theat" and implying that we are his audience. A true artist's work this is and I am simply overwhelmed with the creativity here. Originally when saying it out loud I thought you meant "third" but it seems my mind was a bit slow with your art.

Fourth, we'll take a look at some word usage and placement.

witch is great - I found this one at the end of your first sentence. This political commentary about witches is a bit irrelevant in relation to the topic, but perhaps you were comparing witches with the "emo" culture? A comment made about the persecution maybe? Though the statement should read, "Witches are great." Then placed elsewhere as it's own sentence as it just doesn't belong there.

shut **** up - I assume the censored portion is the "f word" here. Just a missing word in this manner as "shut the f up" would make more sense. Though this word is so flexible it could be proper usage. Just to be safe though I would add the to the statement.

Fifth, we're going to examine the vulgar side of this post. I won't go through each of the obscenities as my frail heart can't handle such explicit language even when used in something as poetic as this post. Really all I can say on the subject is remember while acceptable on a medium such as these forums or a letter to your friend you should never use these words in a business letter or essay kids! Unless quoting someone else, a relevant quote, you should never have a single one of these naughty words included in your writing.

It's at this point I must say farewell kids! Though before I leave I'd like to wish the artist that inspired this week's "Pick Apart Corner!" a happy birthday! Or b-day as he put it (Remember abbreviations are fine but try to make sure they are explained when first used so as to not confuse the reader, a French man could easily confused b-day with "Bastille Day").

my god were you that bored?

[Mr. Fabulous]

You have no idea how boring this valley we live in can be. That was only semi-bored

[SpoonMan999]

I'm sitting around waiting for my family to get ready so we can eat...I needed something to do.

[wigger2]

Hey there kiddies it's time for "Pick Apart Corner!" with your host...*Drum roll* Spoon!

First, let's take a look here at capitalization friends. Remember if you want to be taken seriously when you finally get over puberty this is VERY important. Since I can't go through all of these mistakes without taking up too much time I'll just say I counted around 11 errors. In what situations should he have used capital letters?
- Beginning of a sentence
- Whenever using the word "I"
- When referring to a certain culture or country. (Asia/Asians)

Second, we'll look at some of the punctuation. Now aside from a run on or two there isn't too much butchering doing as far as punctuation goes, though at one point a comma should have been added after "british" (Which also should have been capitalized). The biggest problem I can see here is the lack of spaces added in between a period or comma and a new word. Remember kids by adding in a space it helps make your messages, letters, essays, and even useless forum griping more pleasing to the eye. It also doesn't make everything seem like one big sentence or like two words have been smashed together.

Third, I want to look at some of the individual words used:

Defence - I actually looked this one up on Dictionary.com and found that it is in fact an accepted variation of defense. So remember you can use different spellings!

Mexian - I searched for this on Dictionary.com and it suggested that you meant "Marxian" so I figured I go with that. There's some good advice in there kiddies. Always remember that the Communists are out there and they're always waiting.

Ppl - Again to Dictionary.com for this one, "Polymorphic Programming Language. An interactive, extensible language, based on APL, from Harvard University." Wow! I am impressed with you integrating this into your post. Kids remember the more you know that other people don't the smarter you look! Though you seem to be personifying it in an odd way. Perhaps you can elaborate on it for us?

Whien - The dictionary suggested you meant "whine" at first. I knew better though, your intelligence is far above using such obvious words, so I went to "ween". Saying the word aloud I though it may have been a misinterpretation of the syllables. After looking the word up I learned it meant "to think." This is a good lesson as well kids sometimes using the most obvious word is not the best course of action. You can get a much better response by using words like ween. Wouldn't it be nice when you're older and your boss is reading your report asking, "What's that word mean?" "Ween? Why it means to think sir!" "I think you need a promotion!" Only good things can follow!

Theard - The suggestion this time around was "theat" which is apparently short for theatre (Or theater, back to those multiple spellings!). You see this? It's symbolic I think, just my interpretation of course, in that he is referring to the forum as a "theat" and implying that we are his audience. A true artist's work this is and I am simply overwhelmed with the creativity here. Originally when saying it out loud I thought you meant "third" but it seems my mind was a bit slow with your art.

Fourth, we'll take a look at some word usage and placement.

witch is great - I found this one at the end of your first sentence. This political commentary about witches is a bit irrelevant in relation to the topic, but perhaps you were comparing witches with the "emo" culture? A comment made about the persecution maybe? Though the statement should read, "Witches are great." Then placed elsewhere as it's own sentence as it just doesn't belong there.

shut **** up - I assume the censored portion is the "f word" here. Just a missing word in this manner as "shut the f up" would make more sense. Though this word is so flexible it could be proper usage. Just to be safe though I would add the to the statement.

Fifth, we're going to examine the vulgar side of this post. I won't go through each of the obscenities as my frail heart can't handle such explicit language even when used in something as poetic as this post. Really all I can say on the subject is remember while acceptable on a medium such as these forums or a letter to your friend you should never use these words in a business letter or essay kids! Unless quoting someone else, a relevant quote, you should never have a single one of these naughty words included in your writing.

It's at this point I must say farewell kids! Though before I leave I'd like to wish the artist that inspired this week's "Pick Apart Corner!" a happy birthday! Or b-day as he put it (Remember abbreviations are fine but try to make sure they are explained when first used so as to not confuse the reader, a French man could easily confused b-day with "Bastille Day").

Your a real asshole.You know that.

[[Ghost]]

You're a real asshole. You know that?

Fixed it for ya. Spoon just took you, put you in a blender, and hit the highest setting on the thing. He made a stupid slushie out of you.

[Silver Ice]

pizza came from the chinese?

im never eating pizza again.





























joking.


seriously though... i know no emo kids, never have met anyone, and do not plan on meeting any of them. Infact, i just learned the definition of "emo" today. From what i understand about emo, is that there is a weird chemical that has been released into the world that mutated into a virus that has infected a great number of people, causing them to have periods, aka, pms, or the *****y syndrome. my advice..stop talking about how emo kids suck and their annoying and they will go away. fads always dissappear when people stop paying attention to them. anyone remember pokemon? it came and went.

and back to the topic: why do open-minded people bash emos.... well. trying to explain that to everyone would be like trying to get a blind man to drive.. the simple reason is: we just do. It is natural human nature to criticize instead of praise or accept.

[Aemaeth]

and back to the topic: why do open-minded people bash emos.... well. trying to explain that to everyone would be like trying to get a blind man to drive.. the simple reason is: we just do. It is natural human nature to criticize instead of praise or accept.

Thats a bullsh!t excuse and we all know it, I accept people without critizism, Does that mean im not ****ing human ?

[Silver Ice]

actually it means you are just extremely mature... and yes i should have probly explained that better.

[Fuggle]

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1120469059
Gotta agree with it. Got nothing against anyone trying to be Emo, but god, the hair does suck.
Edit: ahaha Scott posted in the thread on the Daily Media site.