Married Life!

[Pamela]

[FONT=&quot][B]The Sweetness of Married Life[/FONT][/B]


[FONT=&quot]A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...You know...they have frozen glasses. '

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,mushroom caps, and little quiches.

'But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know there is swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? [B]LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE [/B][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][B]YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! [/FONT][/B]
[FONT=&quot][B]THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT?'[/FONT][/B][FONT=&quot]

and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? --


[/FONT][FONT=&quot][B] MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING![/FONT][/B]

[Blue]

Lmao, someone is pussy whipped eek:

[hellsing293]

He shoulda mentioned the strippers at the bar and seen what his wife would have done

[Zerobanshee]

I wonder who is wearing the pants in that relationship...lol

[Siris]

*Chuckles*
That's when you say... "sftu, b*tch! I'm going out" added with a good back hand.

[Blue]

*Chuckles*
That's when you say... "sftu, b*tch! I'm going out" added with a good back hand.

laugh:
You need to give two back hands, one for good measure.

[Skye]

And that's the way it should be done, boys.

[Mathalamus]

no change here, my girlfriend exercises more control than i do.

[Blue]

And that's the way it should be done, boys.

Well shit, if my girlfriend would have that set-up, there would be no reason to leave the house, I'd just call all my bros over cool:

[Pamela]

It is all about the p*ssy,BOYS...I have it...you want it...I make the rules....nuff said.

[Siris]

It is all about the p*ssy,BOYS...I have it...you want it...I make the rules....nuff said.

Woah woah. Hey there is no reason to start threating to take it away.

[Skye]

Well, if you don't comply, serious action will be taken.

[Blue]

Well, if you don't comply, serious action will be taken.

I'll just find anetter
That's wetter cool:

[schmidz]

I'll just find anetter
That's wetter cool:

lolz u made my day

[Skye]

ew.

ew. ew. ew.

blue you worry me.

[Pamela]

Actually..I am waiting for him to find one at all...I'll worry after that..

[Siris]

I got you blue. Let's go to Thailand. Easiest place in the world.

[Blue]

I got you blue. Let's go to Thailand. Easiest place in the world.

I'll buy the plane tickets if you pay for living? At least for a month, by then I'll have a job cool:

And you're right Pam, it may be hard to find one wetter than Skye's eek:

[Skye]

O.o

...

O.o

[Pamela]

*Slaps Blue with a large trout*
~WHAP~
That is most likely as close as you will get to a p*ssy smell in a few years hun.
No offence..but you have a LOT to learn about women if you want to be happy in this life.


Or at the very least keep your balls attatched to your body.....